July 6, 2020
By Chuck Fina
It was a hot one at the Seven Lakes Golf and Country Club as the Gordon’s Gin League was back in action.
The Sea Lion made his return to the circuit after a notable absence and players and socially distancing fans welcomed his returns. We caught up to the Sea Lion, who was signing surgical masks on the driving range before play was set to start on Monday.
“ I’m really happy to be back this week. The past two weeks have felt like two years to me. On the bright side, I signed a deal with Under Armor to mass produce Sea Lion official surgical masks. They will sell for ten bucks a pop and you can order them on Amazon” said the Sea Lion.
The league welcomed Tomcat Legend Finner to the tour this week. He took time out of his busy as a Wall Street Financial Adviser to play with the guys. “ I had a great time and it was nice seeing everybody” said Finner.
Finner joins tour….” it’s like having Tiger Woods play in your event “, stated Commissioner May Day …selected to play in Finner’s group were May Day, Stevo and fan favourite Hatchie …
Finner played with Mayday, Stevo and Hatchie and the group were entertained with classic stories and one liners from his personal and his life as a professional athlete. After hitting one of his drives fat which left a huge divet, Hatchie commented that Finner appeared to hit his drive fat. Finner responded to Hatchie by exclaiming, “ Ya think? What are you Bob Costas? Look at that hole. A family of gophers just came out of there. It looks like construction of the 401 extension”.
Finner was also reminiscing about the Bucko era. “ We were a dirty group except for Chrispy’s Lady Byng performances”, said Finner.
There were many more notable barbs and quotes that are only available on the Windsor Tomcat Podcast since this is a family blog.
“It was great seeing Finner out”, said a happy Stevo. Stevo confirmed Finner has signed a lifetime contract to continue being the General Manager of the Tomcats.
Sea Lion, Nature Boy and Hurricane made up the other group. Scores for the day were Finner, a course record 64, Hatchie 70, Stevo 72, May Day 78, Sea Lion 72, Hurricane 76 and the Nature boy , 73 ( while playing in bare feet).
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