June 30, 2020
By Chuck Fina
The league was back in action on June 29, 2020 at the Sutton Creek Golf and Country Club. Despite not having the popular Seal Lion on hand, Chevy, May Day, Hurricane, Stevo, Bundura, Hatchie and the Nature Boy were on hand for a very competitive day of golf.
May Day, Hurricane and Chevy ready to rock
Stevo, Hatchie, Bundura, and Nature Boy ready to Roll
Scores for the day were Chevy, 70, Hurricane 71 and May Day, 72. In the other group, Bundura checked in with an impressive course record 64, Stevo 67, Hatchie, 70, and the Nature Boy, 71.
It is always an adventure checking in at Sutton. “I think Daisy is competing for the slowest check-in lady with the lady at Deer Run,” said May Day.
Stevo presented the guys with embroidered masks featuring the Windsor Tomcat logo to wear while they are either out shopping or attending a local farm in Leamington buying tomatoes and interacting with migrant farm workers. The masks are 100 % certified by the Canadian Government. “Anything to keep the golfers safe,” said Stevo.
The Sea Lion was a notable absent for the second straight week. “ I thought he was playing this week. It’s the only reason I didn’t play with Cribzee on the Tequila Tour”, said an obviously disappointed Chevy.
We reached out to the Sea Lion for a quote, but his agent stated that he was not talking to reporters. There is no media availability scheduled. The league looks forward to having the Sea Lion back in action soon.
Harry Ballsonue Chimes In
WINDSOR TOMCAT COVID MASKS:A big shout out and thank you goes out to Hollywood for organizing the Tomcat COVID Mask and to the Tomcats who helped pay for the masks, Hollywood, Sparky, Stevo, Chevy, Rocky, Lovie and Sunny. This is not the first time these warriors have stepped up financially for the Tomcats. Thanks Gentlemen.
“We are trying to distribute the masks to everyone in the next two weeks,” indicated Rocky.
Big Easy dons his Tomcat face mask
KOBASSA OPEN
The organizers are very pleased to announce, the teams for the Kobassa Open 2 Man Scramble.
The Majestic’s: Bubbles- Rake
The Renegades May Day- Stevo
The Fire Birds: Soupy-Howler
The Cobras: Little Bird-Snowpants
The Cyclones: Bagz- Nature Boy
The Generals: Bundura-Sheep Dog
The Barons: Chevy-Turk
The Hawks: Hatchie-Hurricane
Tournament goes July 17, 2020. If you are unable to play golf, but wish to attend the ceremony after, some tickets are available, at $65. That includes your drinks, food and backstage pass to meet two of your favourite golfers. (Unavailable at this time due to all the requests already are: Hatchie, The Howler, Sheep Dog, Snowpants, The Turk and Bubbles. ANYONE not mentioned is still available for the backstage pass).
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WANT AD:
Hollywood is asking if anyone has a good bat meat recipe. Contact Hollywood directly if you have one.
FRIENDLY REMINDER:
A friendly reminder, from the Windsor Tomcats to always have a safe word. Some words that are used, Mango, Oklahoma, Pineapple, Red and Beetlejuice.
While you are thinking Bagz and Nature Boy are the odd on favourites, at 2 to 1 to win this thing don’t count out Bubbles and Rake at 9 to 4 and what are the odds of me putting my Harry Ballsonue?
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