By Chuck Fina
The Gordon’s Gin Golf League was back in action yesterday at the Belleview Golf and Country Club yesterday. Teeing it up were Stevo, Cribzee, Mayday, Hatchie, The Sea Lion and The Nature Boy, who was making his league review.
You couldn’t miss the Nature Boy making his grand entrance. You could see his previously blonde locks flowing as he exited his 35- foot stretch black limousine that was driven by the Sea Lion. The Nature Boy was clad in Bermuda golf shorts, shirt, knee high golf boots and his famous gold silk robe.
New man on tour the Nature Boy
“Stylin’, profilin’ and limousine riding”, screamed the Nature Boy as he walked passed reporters with his world – famous strut on his way to the first tee. Asked how he felt about his league debut and winning yesterday’s round, the Nature Boy said, “ to be the man, you gotta beat the man. I plan on winning every week and will take on any fool who is stupid enough to challenge me”.
The day was not without its controversy. At the first tee, Mayday was told by one ranger to proceed towards the first tee when he was tackled by another golf ranger. He was wacked on the knees with his own driver, handcuffed and not allowed to tee off for 30 minutes. “ I didn’t appreciate being roughed up by a racist golf ranger”, said a visibly upset Mayday. Sources say Mayday has retained a lawyer and will be suing the course $35,000,000.00. A planned protest at Belleview is planned for June 20, 2020.
Scores for the day were the Nature Boy, 69, Stevo 70, Sea Lion, 71, Mayday, 80, Hatchie, 73 and Cribzee 74.
As always, text Mayday before 9:00am Thursdays if you wish to be in for the following week.
By Harry Ballsonue
The Tomcats were not allowed to have a tournament due to the COVID, so they just organized a day of golf, with a small prize going to one person using the Stableford-Wyoming system, congratulations to May Day for winning the Tomcat Outing Golf Award. “He was on fire today, he shot a smooth 41 on the front and just kept going, we know it is not about a prize, but, it’s great he is being recognized for such a stellar round.” The Sea Lion had said.
When the round started, Corey the Golf Pro was driving by and checking on all the golf groupings, Killer was about to putt and Corey stopped to wait. After the putt ( a tad bit short ) Corey yelled over to Killer, “I thought your name was Killer, after that putt it should be princess!”
Killer also came up with what he thought was the small flag on the pin meant, “The higher the flag, the faster the green”, he had quipped.
Over all a fun day had by all, thanks to those who came out and played and thanks to La Bamba for being the official photographer of the event.
GROUPINGS
Sheep Dog, Killer, Stevo
Sea Lion, The Bundura, May Day
Chevy, Bagz, La Bamba, Sunny
Tiny, Skuz, Matador, Snowpants
KOBASSA OPEN
July 17, collecting $10 for beer and food for the after party, back at Stevo’s right now they have 15 golfers, they are looking for one more, so that they can have a two man scramble. In as of now: May Day, Stevo, Bagz, Snowpants, Soupy, The Howler, Little Bird, Sheep Dog, Rake, The Turk, Hurricane, Chevy, Hatchie and Nature Boy . If you know of someone, pleaser mention it to therm….one more would make a nice round number and they can have their two man scramble. This tournament does have a prestigious prize for the two man team.
IN ENDING
If you are thinking that Killer’s theory on the flag could be a good one, do you think I could put my Harry Ballsonue.
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