By Harry Ballsonue
GROUPINGS:
-Bubbles, Cribzie, The Bundura, Stevo
-Sea Lion, Chevy, The Rake
Scores, Bubbles, 73, Sea Lon, 75, The Rake 76, Chevy 77, Cribzie, 79, The Bundura 81, Stevo, 89
Great day on the golf course, the Bubbler joined for the first time this year and that qualifies him for the year end banquet.
Chevy was stopped for speeding prior to the round and was given a ticket. “I mentioned all my cop friends and every name I mentioned, the ticket kept going up,” stated Chevy.
In order to help Chevy out, while he was paying for his golf, Sea Lion helped him with his bag, “How do you want me to twist your bag?” Sea Lion asked Chevy and Chevy response with, “I don’t mind the way you are twisting my bag, but work on getting my balls out.”
If you are interested in playing in next week’s Dirty Growler Golf League, (Monday afternoons around 2pm) please let the Commissioner know by Thursday morning then watch for the Course announcement form the Commissioner.
And…..Bubbles did go Birdie, Birdie, Birdie Birdie on the last four holes. I shit you not.
Stevo, Sea Lion, Bubbles, Cribzie, The Bundura, The Rake and Chevy.
June 13 TOMCAT GOLF OUTING:
Four tee off times have been secured for Saturday, June 13. “I have 2 spots left, if anyone is still interested in golfing this cominf Saturday,” indicated a Jubilant Stevo. “I am very happy that we are still able to go and play golf on the day that the Tomcat 2 Man Scramble was suppose to be played,” Stevo concluded. The June 13 outing will not see the golfers competing for the prestigious Pantelon de Niege Jug. Snowpants will be setting up the tournament (possibly) later in the year, or it may be cancelled all together. “We had the time slot, it is going to be a beautiful summer day, why not golf?” indicate La Bamba. So…if you are interested, please get a hold of Stevo. For those golfing the Tee off times are under Victor Tomcat.
Players:
8: 28 – Chevy, Bagz, La Bamba
8: 36 – Sheep Dog, The Rake, Stevo
8: 44 – Sea Lion, Bundura, May Day. Killer
8: 52 – Tiny, Skuz, Matador, Snowpants
WHERE WAS HATCHIE?
Although the league is tight lipped about where Hatchie was the word is that he and May Day were at Tu Pac’s house in LA (Yes he is still alive) shooting garden nomes. They both should be back on tour next week.
And while you are thinking to yourself, ‘Hmmmmm Tu Pac is still alive, that is freaking interesting’, do you think I could put my Harry Ballsonue
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