Windsor Tomcats

The Commissioner was not able to play today due to being flown to Washington to weigh in on the looting and buffoonery that is going on in the U.S.A.  A spokesperson for May Day had this to say, “When you get called by the President of the Untied States, you can’t turn him down.”  May Day originally said he wanted to play golf, but some CIA agents persuaded May Day to come to Washington and consult with the President and his staff on the events are unfolding.

On the golfing side, the league played at Sutton Creek and it is true that the Rake got his first ever Birdie.  It was on the 150 yard, par three 8th.  “That was my first birdie ever!” he cried out, and actually let out some tears as he walked back to his golf cart.

The Rake indicated he had just bought some new golf clubs and plans to be a regular in the Dirty Growler / Mr. Gordon’s golf league.

“I have seen grown men cry, but that was really something,” indicated Hatchie.

Next week the tour makes its debut for 2020 at the Belle View Golf and Country Club.  You are asked to go on Belleview’s web site to check out COVID 19 golf etiquette.

JUNE 13:  The Tomcat golf/2 man tournament has been cancelled for this year, but Stevo is organizing a day out for the boys who already had it marked in their calendars.  An email has gone out if you do not read emails, then contact Stevo to let him know you are interested in playing on June 13.

KOBASSA open:  Friday July 17 is the date, participants so far include: May Day, Mr. Bundura, Bagz, Snowpants, Soupy, The Howler, Little Bird, Sheep Dog, The Rake, The Turk, The Hurricane, Chevy, Hatchie, the Sea Lion and Stevo. (Need one more for 16….will it be YOU?)

If you plan on playing next week, text May Day before Thursday morning at 9 a.m., even though he is at the White House he will still acknowledge your text, after all it is the Dirty Growler Golf League.

While you are saying to yourself, ‘I can see the Rake crying after getting his first birdie ever,’ do you think I can put my Harry Ballsonue?