Windsor Tomcats

BY HARRY BALLSONUE

The latest is in and it is not good, for Tomcats or anyone.  So stay inside, protect yourself and you will protect others.

You can’t use Tito’s vodka as sanitizer, Tito’s themselves said you can’t make a DIY Sanitizer, as their vodka is 40% and sanitizer needs to be 60%.  Coach Sea Lion was asked about it, “Make yourself a Caesar”, he suggested.

From Live Science it is being reported that the earliest case of COVID-19 is being traced back to a 55 year old from the Hubie province in China and that was November 17, 2019 according to the South Morning China Post.

But with this information, the Nov 17 case identified can still not be identified as ‘Patient Zero’.

LIZARD GETS HIS TRACK SUIT

#97, The Lizard got his track suit last week, “She is a beauty, I am so proud to wear it around Cottom, folks looking at me and recognizing me right away, “hey you’re a Windsor Tomcat’…’hey you’re my favourite player’, it really is something.” Indicated a beaming Lizard

The Rake has told me that if anyone needs anything, to contact him, he is willing to help.

Howie Felternsnattch, and Yuri Handsonurcoq and I need help, looking for you the Tomcat to write up a little blog for this page.  Send to Rocky and he will co-ordinate.  I have talked Stevo into writing something for the April 22 blog.  Rocky has the April 15 blog, who will step up to write something for the April 29 blog?

• Home schooling is going well.   Two students were suspended for fighting and 1 teacher fired for drinking on the job.
• Day 3 of Home schooling: One of these little monsters called in a bomb threat.

“Right now we are hopeful, but it is possible we may have to postpone it and or just cancel it for this year, I will let everyone know, once we know”. The Turk.

“I’m predicting we will back in a semi-normal state by June 8, if not earlier, so the Tomcat Tournament will be played with no hitch and no problem,” indicated Snowpants, the Minister of Golf and Pyrotechnics and foreseer of virus’s and other deadly events.” He added, “I will be letting everyone know more details, soon enough, start putting in the basement, pitching in the back yard and be ready,” Snowpants concluded.  The tournament goes Saturday June 13, 2020, 8:30 am start.

Stevo is indicating that he now has 12 participants for the Kobassa Open, they are: The Rake, Hurricane, The Howler, The Turk, Snowpants, Sheep Dog, Bagz, Soupy, May Day, Bundura, Little Bird and Stevo.  “This event is 3 months away, I am sure I can squeeze 4 more into the tournament if need be.  I am looking for even number as it is a two man scramble.”  Cost is $10 and that gives you beer and food back at Stevo’s.

Mayday wants everyone to know that the golf league will be starting up again as soon as the nicer weather gets here and as soon as we are allowed on the courses.  Monday’s are the day and two to three courses will be selected throughout the years play.  Playing in one round qualifies you for the year end banquet.  Watch for an email from the Commissioner himself.

While you thinking about the three major golf tournaments, The Kapusta Open (May 31), The Tomcat Open (June 13) and the Kobassa Open (July 17), do you think I could put my Harry Ballsonue?