Windsor Tomcats

By Harry Ballsonue

“The saddest summary of a life contains three descriptions: could have, might have and should have.” Louis E. Boone

TEAMS

The Shack Shakers: Shack, Frost Bite, The Ginger Bread Man. Matador, Anvil, Snowpants, Rocky, Chevy and Bullwinkle

The Sunny Quakers: Sunny, Falcon, Chico, Stevo, Lizard, Hollywood, Sparly, Soupy

Very intense hockey with two well stacked teams, the Shack Shakers take the first game with a goal to make it 7-6 with 4 seconds on the clock.  The second game ended in a 4-4 tie.

Both goalies, the Wiley veteran The Falcon and rookie Frost Bite were both outstanding.  “I am just in awe of him,” stated Frost Bite and added, “He has given me so many tips, an incredible goalie, and incredible human being,” Frost Bite concluded.

After the game Soupy was asked about the games.  “Hey, they beat us in game 1 only by one goal, it was not a blow out, but can’t we all just get along?” Soupy said.

HOCKEY TOURNAMENT SCHEDULE:

THE HOCKEY TOURNAMENT other news

Only 11 days away.  $20 is the cost, paid to your Captain, $10 for pizza, see Jingles with that dough for some pizza dough. Tomcats providing the beer!  HAVE A D.D.

CLEAN UP IN AISLE 5

Snowpants and Bullwinkle are still looking to you for help on the 27th of February for a clean up of the playing floor and the stage floor.  Please contact them directly if you are willing to help. They are looking at starting the process at 6:30 pm.

ON THE SERIOUS SIDE OF THE FENCE

We need to look at the Jay Boumeester heart situation of last week and really consider a defibrillator for the Kapusta Kow Palace. “I have mentioned it before and we are not getting younger, it could happen to anyone of us.  Nothing wrong with being prepared,” indicated Stevo.  They run between $1,445.00 to $1,699.00.  “We are considering it at this time, and are looking at options on how we could secure one’” stated Rocky, President of the Windsor Tomcats and added, “perhaps the Kapusta Kow would consider splitting the cost with us, we will try to cover all bases.”  If anyone has any ideas or would like to give their input, please see Stevo.

FORE

Snowpants, the Minister of Golf and Pyrotechnics has nothing further for us at this time, but the date, Saturday June 13, Sutton Creek and that it will be a Two Man Scramble.  Keep the date in mind when making plans for going to Costco with your significant other…on that day, YOU CAN’T GO!

IN ENDING

While you are thinking about helping out Snowpants and Bullwinkle on the 27th and thinking I love their initiative, do you think I could put my Harry Ballsonue.