By Harry Ballsonue
“Sometime I look at people and I think, ‘really’?, that’s the sperm that won”. Unknown Author
TEAMS:
Bullwinkle Packers: Bullwinkle, Falcon (G), Killer, Squid, Beep, Matador, Jingles
Snowpants 49’rs: Snowpants, Sunny, Hollywood, May Day, The Terror (G), Sparky, Rocky, Hurricane
La Bamba Chiefs: La Bamba, Stevo, Lizard, Tonto, Shack (G), Soupy, The Ginger Bread Man
Big Easy Titans: Big Easy, Bagz (G), Kramden, The Anvil, Cribzie, Sheep Dog, Kamikaze, Bulldog, Chevy
The Ginger Bread Man
The Ginger Bread Man scored the first goal of 2020, only 7 seconds into the first game.
There was also a ‘goaltender interference’ call made on the Ginger Bread Man. The play was called off within 10 seconds, why can’t the NHL get it down so quick
Thanks to Sparky for bringing some delicious treats tonight. Keilbassa, cheese and crackers.
DRAFT GOES JANUARY 21
Next week the draft goes, let the misses know you will stay a bit longer on stage to see how the Captains select their teams. Captains are Jingles, Stevo, Chico and the Bulldog. The draft order is: Bulldog (Green Team C) first pick, second pick goes to Jingles (Crimson Team B), third to Chico (White (Ha Ha) Team A) and Stevo (Black Team D) gets fourth pick.
MEDICAL FRONT
The Turk is undergoing a knee replacement surgery today, the entire Tomcat organization is wishing him the best, let’s hope the knee replacement brings him back playing Tomcat hockey, maybe not goalie, but at D and blocking 150 shots a night. The Rake is said to be on the road to recovery and is eyeing an early March return.
A Man was hospitalized after taking ‘Viagra for bulls’. Reports of a man in Mexico being hospitalized recently after he purchased a sexual stimulant used for breeding animals its no cock and bull story, the man was said to have taken the drug because he was going to have sex with a 31 year old. True story.
NO NEW NICKNAME FOR LIZARD
“There are a number of suggestions made to Rocky, due to the draft order and colour of jerseys and trying to find a fourth goalie, we did not select a new nick name for the Lizard, so he remains the Lizared for at least the next 2 weeks as the draft is next week”, Rocky indicated. You still have time to get your name in. Text or email Rocky.
HOLLYWOOD ORGANIZING
Hollywood is organizing a Ukrainian New Years Eve Dance, for his Ukrainian Folk Dancing group, Barvinok, it will be at the Greek Hall on Walker at EC Row, Greek Food, live band from Toronto, fun times, tickets are only $60 per person. If you are interested in going, please contact Hollywood directly.
Rocky’s idol passed away last week, God bless Neil Peart.
POLITICAL STATEMENT
I read a quote the other day (American influenced) and I liked it, so I am placing it in today’s blog. ‘We owe our illegals nothing, we owe our veterans everything , that should be priority number one, let’s stop spending money on other countries and let them hate us for free.”
Empties:
Sparky is looking for a few good men to help load the beer empties prior to next week’s games. Please arrive a bit early to help Sparky carry the empties from the Tomcat Room to his truck.
While you are checking the internet for the Viagar for Bulls, do you think I can put my Harry Ballsonue.
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