by Harry Ballsonue
“What to my eyes should appear, but ten new pounds on my hips, thighs and rear” . Unknown Female
TEAMS
SOUPY DASHERS /DONNERS: Soupy, Hurricane, Lovie (Yes Lovie), Falcon (in net) Skippy (See photo below), Jingles, Bulldog and Shack
MATADOR DANCER/PRANCERS: Matador, The Terror (in net), Killer, Bullwinkle, Sparky, Tonto, El Choppo and Chevy
La BAMBA BLITZEN/VIXEN: La Bamba, Lizard, Stevo, Chico (In net) Kassian, Rocky, Sunny, and the Sheep Dog
Some incredible fast hockey last night, the talent level was incredible and it was demonstrated by the quick play. Passes, shots, saves, you name it and Tuesday night hockey had it last night.
Thanks to Snowpants for reffing. “He really did a great job out there, took control of the game and knew what he was doing, very authoritative out there,” stated Soupy of the Soupy Dashers-Donners.
Lovie surprised everyone by making it out to the night of hockey and not only did he make the trip from the Petrolia, he also brought a 60 banger of Wisers for the boys to enjoy! That is super Tomcat spirit…thank you Lovie! “It is so great coming back and seeing all the boys, it is an incredible to be with the guys tonight, I miss it, I don’t mind telling you that,” stated Lovie holding back tears.
Defensive player of the night, Shackalicious, “He is a great player and tenacious’” stated elder statesman Sunny.
La Bamba lovingly welcomes Lovie to Tomcat hockey last night
Tomcats own elf, Skippy, made an appearance. “Merry Christmas to all and to all a Tomcat Good Night “…Skippy snickered
CHRISTMAS MEMORIES
Great to see some of the alumni out last night, the Legend, Rex Brennan, Youngblood and the Sea Lion. It is always great when we are invited. Some of the younger players use to watch the Legend and Rexy on TSN and were in awe of them. It always makes them feel good when they see them amongst the Tomcats now.
The Matador, The Terror and Kamikaze, who is on IR but came out to be with the boys. “Put her there Kamikaze.”
Sea Lion Sheep Dog and The Hurricane …Old guard with new defensive stalwart guard Sheep Dog
First night back in January will be on the 17th
ANOTHER STORY FROM THAT FAMOUS FLIGHT
So, by way of background, last week, our readers found out about TOMCAT 1, the plane the Tomcats fly on, had mechanical problems and could not fly out of Calgary. The Tomcats had to fly commercial from Calgary on their western road trip. Readers have already heard the story about Snowpants meeting the sexologist. Coach Sea Lion shares another story from that trip…
The plane flew from Calgary to Winnipeg then to Windsor. In Winnipeg, some of the passengers disembarked and others got on. One lady did not sit beside Sheep Dog but could hear him playing songs on his piano keyboard that he brings on road trips. Sea Lion sat beside him as Sheep Dog played a couple of his original songs. They were beautiful so Sea Lion asked, ‘Whats the name of that song?’ Sheep Dog responded, “Your pussy is a little bit smelly, but I still want to eat you out.” Sea Lion, a stand up guy, gulped and said nothing. Sheep Dog played another beautifully composed song, “What is that one called’” Sea Lion asked reluctantly. “In your ass, in my ass, let’s have some fun.” Silence, Sea Lion is aghast and says nothing. Sheep Dog starts to play another beautiful song but Sea Lion stops him, “Listen Sheep” he says, “Your music is fantastic but unless someone really wants to know the name of one of your songs, I would suggest you not say anything, understand?” Sheep Dog understood.
After about an hour into the flight, Sheep Dog got up to go have a pee. Returning to his seat from the washroom, Sheep Dog’s barn door was open and Sheep’s penis was sticking out. A lady stopped him and said, “Excuse me, but do you know your Pecker is sticking out of your pants?” Sheep Dog looked at the lady and said, “Know it, I wrote it!”
Have a save and happy Holiday, whilst you are checking out the dog on the computer and wondering, what does my dog do when I’m out, and thinking ‘Know it, I wrote it’, could I put my Harry Ballsonue?
Merry Tomcat Christmas!
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