By Harry Ballsonue
“Spread love everywhere you go. Let no one ever come to you without leaving happier.” –Mother Teresa
TEAMS
The Hurricane Scouts: Hurricane, Falcon (net) Hollywood, Beep, Soupy, Rocky, Tonto and Snowpants
The Bulldog Barons: Bulldog, Chico (ne), Doc, El Choppo, Chevy, Bullwinkle, and Sunny
The Stevo Golden Seals: Stevo, Killer, Cribzie, Shack (net) Lizard, Matador, The Anvil
It is not often that I can say this, but WOW, was hockey very good last night. Fast action, incredible passes and the net minders (Falcon, Shack and Chico) were amazing. Even the Overtime game between the Bulldog Barons and the Stevo Golden Seals, was exciting to watch.
The only black mark on the night, was when Bulldog (seemed like an accident) tripped Tonto and then viciously in another play hacked at the Matador. Bulldog who has won, 27 straight Lady Bing awards was not disciplined or penalized on the trip or the slash. “We were out there trying to break their hearts and they were out there trying to break our sticks,” stated a distraught Matador.
In the early stages of the Mini, Snowpants went down, with what the Tomcats are calling a lower body injury. “We will assess him tomorrow and he is listed as week by week. I am not a medical doctor, but I would say, you won’t see Snowy in next weeks line up,” stated Head Coach of the Tomcats, Sea Lion
INJURIES
In other Tomcat injury news, Kamikaze is progressing well, he is not expected back in the line up anytime soon. He will be attending on the 17th for Pizza and Beer. Tomcat Spirit is all around him.
Kamikaze out for four to five weeks …seen here at airport leaving for his winter home in Jamaica. “every ting going to be irie,” said Katymaze the wife …”during orgasms his screams are higher pitched,” she added.
The Tomcats are reporting that Jingles will be returning into the line up, next week, after a lengthy recovery from a knee injury.
FUNNY MOMENT FROM LAST WEEK
So Kamikaze is sitting up in a chair, in Sunny’s spot and has his leg up on another chair, Sparky approaches, points to the chair where Kamikaze’s leg is resting and says, “ahhhmm, that’s my chair.” Too Funny.
FURUTE EVENTS
You should have, by now responded to Kamikaze and or Soupy as to whether or not you are in the Tomcat tournament Saturday February 29, 2020, if you have not done so, then please do so.
Tomcat Christmas Party, Tuesday December 17, $10 for pizza, beer and spirits compliments of the Tomcats, have a DD Please.
Tomcat Christmas party from December 2017, Stevo, May Day, The Turk,Hurricane, The Rake, The Legend and The Sea Lion, Almost 500 years of floor hockey in that photo.
Windsor Tomcats 