The Gordon Gin League made its return to Belleview this week. Even though there was light rain, with a dry summer the course was as hard as a strippers buttocks.
A larger than normal showing with many fans and onlookers some tour players decided to get additional practice rounds in advance of the coveted “Cougar Bush” golf trip.
Labamba fresh off the Hawaiian tour shot a crisp 67 with the tunes blaring and was seen ordering Pineapple on his pizza at the turn.
The SeaLion struggled with a 74. He commented that “Since losing so much weight I cannot drive the ball like I used to. Last year I would put my belly into it and drive the ball 340 yards. This year I cannot even break 300.” He was seen leaving the course with 2 hot babes on his way to McDonalds.
The Howler and Little Bird both Fan faves of the Gordon Gin league made the cut today.
The Howler was quite excited as she got to ride (with) Stevo and shot a 69.
Little Bird straight as an arrow plopped the ball in the hole like eggs in a nest with a 68.
Kribzie who suffered a sunburn on last weeks tour decided to wear a hat today that affected his perfect hair and it threw him off his game shooting a 73.
Stevo, Chevy and the Big Easy could be seen 1 putting everything today and shot 67,71,70
There was discussion about “birdy juice” and what happens when someone gets an eagle do we have any “eagle juice”?
Highlight of the day was the Big Easy telling Stevo about an Australian Kiss….
It’s Like a french kiss with tongue but “down under”!
Just-in Beaver
Howler and Stevo “ it was fun riding with the assistant to the assistant traveling secretary of our golf league.“ stated the Howler.
La Bamba, Cribzie, Lotrke Bird and The Sea Lion
Chevy, Stevo, Howler and The Big Easy
Windsor Tomcats 