Dirty Growler League Going Strong by Holden Toodiks
“I dub thee Sir Knight”, May Day
On a day that was suppose to be a washout, the dirty growler Mr. Gordon golf league played with out a hitch. “I think three drops fell when we were on the 17th hole” stated the Howler and added, “Other than that, it was a perfect golfing day”, the Howler added.
Analysts and ‘Play by Play’ commentators have noticed a great improvement in the Howlers game this year over the past few, “She is long off the tee and making some great approach shots”, stated David Feherty.
This threesome is a fun loving bunch, if you golf only once in your life, you want to be with these three
Stevo Little Bird and Howler
In a ceremony conducted by the Commissioner, Stevo was Knighted: The lord presented the golf club & martini tee and ‘Dubbed’ the squire who was pronounced a Knight when the lord/commissioner would say, “I dub thee Sir Knight.” . At the end of the Knighthood ceremony a Knight could claim the title “Sir”.
“He wants to be called Sir Stevo on the golf course”, stated the Bundura. “Sir Stevo another Mr. Jordon?” asked the Sea Lion.
The league is doing their travel week next week to Willow Creek in Blenhiem, (Monday July 1 outing) if you are interested you have till 4 p.m. on Thursday June 27 to let the Commissioner know.
Also Sir Stevo has one spot available for Cherry Creek, Monday July 15, a beautiful course in Michigan. If you are interested in playing, please contact Sir Stevo directly.
Thanks for reading, I’m Holden Toodiks
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