by Harry Ballsonue
‘Deception is a poison like Margarine”
From a Bradly Cooper movie
Teams:
Sunny Sierra Nevada’s: Captain Sunny, Bullwinkle, El Choppo, Cribzie, Shack, Rake, Beep, Bulldog and Killer
Soupy Smokey Mountains: Captain Soupy, Falcon, Sparky, Snowpants (Trackpants), Stevo, Jingles, Kamikaze, Chevy and Helios
First night back after the tournament and hockey was as fast as ever. The Sunny Sierra Nevada took the first game, 12-4 but then the Soupy Smokey Mountains stormed back in the second game to win 11-6. Good work out there by everyone.
Thanks to Shack who laced up the goal pads and played in net for the Sierra Nevada’s, and speaking of Shack, he modeled the new track suit for the fans and media.
Shack on the catwalk modelling the new Track Suit…”I’m too sexy for my suit…I’m too sexy for my suit,” was the song that played.
Snowpants had said, “How does everyone love their track pants?” To which Shack replied, “Love it, best track suit I have every owned!” To which Snowpants replied, “I love my track pants!” To which Cribzie asked, “Do you want your new nickname to be Trackpants instead of Snowpants?” Everyone laughed and laughed.
Snowpants put away the clock and sticks again this week. Super work Snowpants!
Snowpants does spinnerarama as the opposition watches in amazement
Helios marks his Man Sunny. “The man has taught me everything I know …I thought I could get the ball away from him …but I think he had it in a string,” said Helios.
Skippy made an appearance and donated a prize for the Tomcat 30th year anniversary gala and he also brought beer, “Just because’. Put her there Skippy!!! He is still out for the season, but is looking at making a comeback October November.
NOT HERE NEXT WEEK:
Kramden, Hollywood, Rocky, Doc, Kamikaze, Killer, Chevy, La Bamba and Beep. IF YOU KNOW you cannot play next week, March break, please let Stevo know, PLEASE LET HIM know before Tuesday if you can.
FROM THE INTERESTING FILES
You may or may have not noticed that # 6, once held by franchise player Crispy had not be reissued to anyone for quite some time, not to anyone except now. Young Tonto has been assigned number 6. “I feel honoured as a Tomcat fan, I watched Crispy as a young kid and as a Fab fan, I know Howie Morenz, Pierre Mondou, Ralph Backstrom, Shea Weber have all worn that number and so did Toe Blake, lucky for me my nickname is Tonto and not Toe”, stated Tonto. (As Hollywood would say, ’there is no toe like Tonto)
TICKET SALES
Please turn your money in as soon as you can, because the Tomcats are going to have to put down a deposit on food and such. Sell Sell Sell!
AND SO WHILST YOU ARE THINKING……
What does the saying, ‘Deception is a poison like margarine,’ mean? Well, I liked it in a movie, and it makes sense, don’t eat margarine. So then you think to yourself, ‘Are the team names this week, Mountain Ranges?’ Yes they are, do you think I could put my Harry Ballsonue.
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