By Harry Ballsonue
“There might be some confusion, does everyone know we start at 6:30.” Sunny
TEAMS
Chico Cheetah’s: Chico, Soupy, Snowpants, Stevo, Doc and the Terror
Sparky Sundowners: Sparky, Kamikaze, Rocky, Bullwinkle, Sunny and Hollywood
Cribzie Beef Baron’s: Cribzie, Shack, Tonto, Chevy, Sheepdog, Jingles, Shack and the Falcon
Tunzie’s Teezer’s: Tunzie, May Day, The Rake, La Bamba, Beep, Matador, Bulldog, El Choppo and Skuz
FINAL
Points
Cribzie’s Beef Baron’s 7
Chico Cheetah’s 5
Sparky Sundowners 4
Tunzie Teezer’s 0
HOCKEY TUESDAY NIGHT
Very good hockey, with the Cribzie Beef Baron’s taking the night with a victory over the Sundowners in the final game.
The Terror, handing out beers to the Cheetah’s at the end of the night before the final game, has been fined a case of beer for doing so. “You know I do not mind bringing the beer, the boys played very well in front of me so for me to bring a case, so that we can enjoy a beer together, it is a very small price to pay,” stated The Terror.
INJURY FRONT (For the tournament)
Tunzie is injured and is being replaced by Shack. Slim Jim is unable to make it and is being replaced by Big Ned.
Big Easy is a game time decision. The Terror was injured last night and it is not known if he will be able to play on Saturday. “We will look at all options in replacing The Terror, both Stevo and Chico have indicated that they would play in net, if need be, it would come to which Captain would release his player from the team, so that he could replace The Terror in between the Pipes,” stated Tournament Coordinator Kamikaze.
The schedule for Saturday is not out yet, the information will become available on the Saturday. Everyone is asked to be there for 8 a.m.
A VERY VERY FRIENDLY REMINDER
The upcoming tournament is for fun. Yes, play hard do your best, but don’t ruin any friendships. Beer is to be provided by Tomcats. Tournament cost is $25 per player and that includes the goalies. Paid to your team Captain. $10 for pizza is your cost for food. Pay Jingles on the Saturday. If you plan to partake in beers, please have a DD set up.
Tournament starts at 8:30.
And here is an idea, taken from the CHL (Coloured Hockey League) Use the bible as your rule book. I have included a link for your reading enjoyment. (Thank You May Day)
https://www.thecanadianencyclopedia.ca/en/article/coloured-hockey-league
“There are two agenda items for this tournament:
1) you come to score goals, and;
2) you come to drink beer.
”I come to do the ladder,” stated a grinning Sheep Dog.
THIS JUST IN…..BREAKING NEWS….BREAKING NEWS
All 31 NHL teams have been contacted and not one single team, NOT ONE SINGLE team is sending a scout to this tournament. Keep that in mind, when you play the ball this Saturday.
Stanely’s Cup Champion, the Finner Hard Ballars. Doed’s, Uwe, Spinner, Jimmy Elbows, Finner and Sparky and Bulldog front Row
Finner Sips from the Stanley’s Cup, “MVP, MVP, MVP.”
SPECIAL THANKS
Special thanks go out to Sheep Dog, Stevo, Spanky, The Terror and Sunny for coming early and bringing out the empties from the Tomcat room. Special thanks also goes out to Soupy who took the shirts home last week to wash. This week, special thanks goes out to Chico who took the shirts home to wash. Snowpants always puts away the sticks. Shack put away the clock. If you come late, just sit there, play and then don’t do anything, are you really the solution or the problem?
Hockey starts at 6:30. That is something that you should have planned for all week. Last night the Tomcats started at 6:50p.m. “That to me is total bullshit” stated Stevo, If you work till 6, then sure you might be a few minutes late, but the Tomcats have noticed that they have been starting later and later as time goes on. Should the Tomcats start at 6, so that guys will show up for 6:30?
STEVO NACHO OPEN
If you are interested in playing in the Stevo Nacho Open golf tournament this year, see Stevo. Entry fee is $10. It is a two man scramble.
TICKETS
Keep selling your tickets. Bring the money in as soon as you can.
TOURNAMENT OBSERVATIONS
Once again, you need to really have a hard look at what the tournament is about. It is about fun and getting together on a cold February Saturday. “What I always have found is that it galvanizes friendships. At first with your tournament team, but then later on stage having a few pops, you become closer with everyone. Its a great day we don’t need any shenanigans,” says Sparky.
When you are checking out the photo of the guy pouring the beer into Stanely’s Cup and your saying to yourself, ’no way that is Sparky’, Do you think I could put my Harry Ballsonue.
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