by Harry Ballsonue
“Blackbird singing in the dead of night, take these broken wings and learn to fly, all your life, you were only waiting for this moment….at the Kapusta Kow to arrive.” Beatles
TEAMS:
Tonto’s Bird Wrangles – Tonto, Doc, Killer, Kamikaze, Bullwinkle and Chico
Sparky’s Clock Makers – Sparky, Big Hilton, Squid, Sunny, Rocky, Helios and Shack
Soupy’s Brew Masters – Soupy, Kramden Chevy, Anvil, Cribzie and Stevo
Very good hockey last night, with some tight games, fun times at the Kapusta Now Palace. Even the Blackbird enjoyed the game. One game went into overtime, which is always exciting.
There is only one week left before the tournament, you want to play in order to get into the groove.
If you can’t make it, let Rocky know.
Thanks to the three goalies, who are not regulars for playing goal. Chico, Skuz and Stevo. “I thought all three goalies played great”, stated Rocky, “It is nice to have guys who can play in net and help the good of the Tomcats out”.
INVESTIGATIVE JOURNALISM
As it turns out, Chevy was flown to Mexico to keep his eye on Hurricane, what he found out was interesting, Hurricane goes to Mexico to check on a bar that Stevo owns. Chevy posed as a Mexican women and asked to take the famous Tomcats picture, “Hey Senior Hurricane, my seaster loves you, jess you will love her.. Gracias seinor, my Siester you will love I take picture of you.” Then later, Hurricane is found in a drugstore purchasing boxes and boxes of Viagara. Chevy reports that when Mrs Hurricane (Former Miss Warsaw), found out that Hurricane was buying the Viagara she was calling Trivago to get a flight out of Mexico. Chevy had to leave as he had to play on Tuesday. Investigative journalism!
IN OTHER INVESTIGATIVE JOURNALISM
A source close to Stevo has indicated that the Stevo Nacho Open is going to be expanding this year. Stevo organizes a golf tournament ( a two man scramble ) always played on the second Thursday in July. This year, it falls on July 11,2019. Some Tomcats have played in this tournament, La Bamba, Sea Lion and The Big Easy, “It is a lot of fun, having more Tomcats in the prestigious Stevo Nacho Open, which as been running for 10 years now, would be fun for everyone”. The entry fee is $10. You then pay for your golf. There is usually a meal after at a private home or at Johnny Shotz. If you think you want to play, I am hearing there are 5 spots opening up.
INJURIES
The Big Easy had to leave the game early due to a lower body injury, status for the tournament is unknown, but Tomcat Management indicated he is day to day.
Fan favourite Sheep Dog is close to returning from his injury. It is unknown when he will make the return. Medical staff is thinking this week as the tournament is 10 days away. Fans and Media have been making inquires as to when he will return.
SPARKY NEEDS A FEW GOOD MEN
Sparky needs a few good men next week to move empties out of the Tomcat room, 6:15 would be a good time to show up to help Sparky.
DRESS FOR THE 30TH YEAR GALA
Coach Sea Lion is strongly suggesting that all Tomcats dress up for the Gala, “I think…. and Don Cherry would agree with me, each Tomcat should wear a suit,” stated Sea lion. “I know I will be getting dressed up, Serta likes to get dolled up for times like these,” stated Soupy.
“30 years is quite significant. Dressing up makes sense,” stated Cribzie.
WHAT HAPPENED TO ROOKIE GOALIE
T.T. was suppose to play last night, he was brought up from the Chattanooga Cool Cats, sat last night on the bench as a back up for the Bad Axe Bearcats and was placed on a bus to come up to the big club, but then realized he had a family commitment and could not make it. Tomcats hoping to have him in the line up next week.
BULLWINKLE BROUGHT 24 BEER, ‘JUST BECAUSE’.
Bullwinkle brought a two-four of beer, ‘just because’.. He is not suppose to bring beer, but being a good guy, brought a case for the boys. PUT HER THERE BULLWINKLE !
SOUPY
Thanks once again to Soupy for taking the yellow mini tournament shirts home to wash. Makes a big difference when the work is spread out amongst all the men. Great job Soupy.
While you are checking out the Viagara photo and thinking to yourself, ‘hey does Hurricane have a chubby and is hiding it with a thumbs up with the left hand’, do you think I could put my Harry Ballsonue.
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