by Harry Ballsonue
“Put your hand on a hot stove for a second and it feels like an hour, sit with
pretty girl for an hour and it seems like a minute”
Albert Einstein, Theoretical Physicist
Teams:
The Matador Firebirds, Matador, Hurricane, Kramdon, The Anvil, Snowpants, May Day and Stevo
The Tunzie Tornado’s, Tunzie, Big Ned, El Choppo, Squid, Tonto, Beep, Junior (But never showed up) and Falcon
The La Bamba Le Baron’s: La Bamba, Sunny, Doc, Chico, Cribzie, Rocky and The Terror
Good hockey last night, everyone working hard on the Kapusta Kow Floor. New comer, The Anvil, did well on the Matador Mustangs. “I loved it, I hope I am called back up, I want more than just a cup of coffee in this fantastic team, the Tomcats, and to be part of this League”, a bursting Anvil said.
Interesting, The Terror use to play on the same team as the Bullwinkle (Who apparently is coming out next week) in a lower ball hockey league, when the Terror was asked about the other league he indicated, “Tomcats are way better, great camaraderie, great atmosphere within the Tomcat organization.” Stated The Terror.
Where else would you want to be on a Tuesday night.
Is there really…and think about this…is there really anything better than sitting on stage after hockey with the Tomcats and having a beverage? Answer…no there is not!
The camaraderie is truly fantastic, the upcoming 30 anniversary party exemplifies that. “Thirty years to be doing anything is really a long time, we hope that every present day Tomcat attends, why would they not, for all the Tomcats have done for them, it would be incredible if they didn’t attend”. Stated Rocky. Each Tomcat is asked to sell 4 tickets. That is all, four tickets. One ticket will go to a spouse, and two can go to a neighbour, a brother in law, Kids.
If you did not get your tickets to sell, please see Rocky next Tuesday
Thanks go out to Snowpants for always putting stuff away at the end of the night. Clock, Sticks etc. It does not go unnoticed. Thanks to La Bamba, for taking the Green shirts home to wash. Ask yourself, in all the years you have played, have you ever taken the shirts home to wash?
30 Year Anniversary Tickets on Sale
Tickets are now available for the April 13, 2019 Windsor Tomcats 30th year anniversary dinner, dance. Please see a Tomcat representative to purchase your tickets
Ghost Crossing and Disaster Strike
Tomcats own Ghost Crossing will be one of the bands at the Tomcat Gala April 13. At band rehearsal Monday, held at Stevo’s house, Joad the Toad was going to use Stevo’s
on suite bath room, Jingles tells her, “Don’t pay any attention to the blowup doll in there, apparently Stevo is holding it for a friend”, to which Bucko says, “I’m sure he is doing
more than just holding it.”
Whilst your are thinking about your own blow up doll and thinking maybe it’s time for an up grade, do you think I could put my Harry Ballsonue.
Windsor Tomcats 