Windsor Tomcats

by Harry Ballsonue

 

Teams: Rake’s Raiders. Captain Rake, Soupy, Tonto, Chevy, Sheep Dog, Kamikaze, Snowpants and Rocky (Yes Rocky) and Terror in between the pipes.

Doc’s Lions. Doc Captain, Doc, Sunny, Matador, Sol, Helios, Chico, Sparky and Stevo in between the pipes.

What a night of Hockey, if you are not playing, you are missing out, stop making excuses about not coming out and come out. Be part of the excitement.

The Lions take the first game, 9-6 and then the Raiders storm back with an 11-9 victory, with Kamikaze scoring the winning goal with1:07left on the score clock. The Lions pulled the goalie but, to no avail, Raiders win, Raiders win. Snowpants chimed in, “Tonight, incredible hockey, Stevo, in net was on fire, you have to throw him in the water”.

Stevo, with the second game going, said to his team.”I only have a few super stupendous saves left in me, try to get a 3 goal lead”. Which the Lions did, but the Raiders were relentless in their pursuit of a victory.

Sunny’s boys were called up, they both played well, the future is bright when you have Sol and Helios in the wings. “ The fans, well, they’ve just been loving on us “ said Helios of his brother and him, with a smile on his face, bigger than the state of Montana.

In other news, Sheep Dog, who was suppose to bring a 12 next week, brought a 24 of MGD this week cuz he will not be there next week, put her there Sheepie. “Some guys come to score goals”, Sheep Dog said, and then added, “ and some come to drink beer”. (Season ticket holders who just come to see Sheep Dog play, can get their money refunded for that night at ticket windows 36, 54 and 72)

After Hockey, Terror, Doc, Sheep Dog, Kamikaze and Stevo went to a bar called Holligans, where Kamikaze picked up the tab. What a guy! Tomcat spirit !

December 18 will be the Tomcats last night of hockey for 2018. 2019 will mark the 30 years of the Windsor Tomcats (They were called the Fabulous Thunderbirds for two years prior to the Tomcat name) but the club has been indeed in inexistent for 30 years. 1989 The Turk said, “We can play basketball at St Vlad’s hall”. Now affectionately called ‘The Kapusta Kow Palace’ (named by Tomcats very own Spanky). Which brings me to my next point in this very interesting blog, the Tomcats are indeed looking to commemorate the 30 year anniversary with limited edition Windsor Tomcats Track suit. (Yes pants and top) Tomcat logo to be embroidered on the left chest area (Where the heart is almost) with your Tomcat number on the left sleeve and on the pants your number and Windsor Tomcats embroidered just like on the shorts that Sunny had done a few years back.

Rocky spoke to the troops that were present on stage last night. The Windsor Tomcat executive is interested in knowing if you are interested in purchasing an item like this? They would subsidize the item of course and your cost would be a fraction of its cost.

Tomcats will also issue new numbers in the series.  So start thinking about a number.  Also, the suits are open to any one who has played in the past as well.

Let Stevo, Rocky, Sunny or Doc know if you are interested. “Right now, we don’t know the cost. Hollywood is talking to his guy about getting us a price and then we will go from there”. The plan is to get a number of sizes for everyone to try on a jacket and pants so that the sizing would be perfect.

WithDecember 18being the last night of hockey, means the Tomcat Christmas Party in the Tomcat Club located in the lower level of the Kapusta Now Palace. Tomcats ask that if you plan to indulge, please make sure you have a DD. Tomcats will be paying for Pizza and supplying spirits and beer.

Hey, whilst you are checking out the mouse and wondering if it would work on the same principle as a gerbil (after removing the teeth), do you think I could put my Harry Ballsonue.