Windsor Tomcats

I wanted to start with a bright photo, El Choppo, Chico, Sparky and the Matador, if you sliced a piece of Tomcat Cake, if you got these four flavours you would be loving it. Reminder, season starts Tuesday, September 18th. It is a 6:30 start time this year. Please be on time.

Stevo is running the operation on an Acting Capacity, until Rocky gets his lower body injury better. “I sent out an email, everyone should have my texting machine number, if you can’t make it, then please text me, so I know, so I can pass it along to one of the team makers this year”. stated Stevo.

There are four team makers this year. They are, Soupy, Sunny, Matador and Beep. Teams will be made on a rotational basis, one of the four to decide who will make the teams.

Slim Jim has been promoted to full time player this year with that comes the responsibility of being the Minister of Beverages. He along with Tunzie, will make sure Ice is on the beer for everyone to enjoy after hockey, the Tomcats ask that you drink responsibly.

Speaking of Slim Jim, now that he is a full time player, he will be added to the beer list. Along with the beer list (expected to be out soon), he will also bring his initiation case, which we all know is a 24 of MGD in Bottles, we know it, cuz we all paid it. And then his third case, is a case for missing the Tomcat Golf Tournament. “I will bring all three” stated Slim Jim from his summer home in Strathroy, “I missed the golf tournament, which was very lame on my part, so that case of beer is a given, I will bring my regular case, because i am now a full time player and I will bring the MGD cuz that is the initiation case and now that I am a full time Tomcat, my life is complete.” stated a weeping Slim Jim.

Rocky is indeed looking for helpers to clean up the hall, screw in the metal plates on the walls and to do some other small tasks. Rocky will be sending out some dates and asking for assistance, please consider helping out. Season Starts September 18, so not too many dates available.

Battle Creek Training Camp goes September 11-14.  The Tomcats are going with 10 strong this year. Two more spots could be considered if you are interested, you are asked to contact Stevo.

At the start of the season, $50 is the cost to each player this year, it gives you, your first night of free hockey and a beautiful ’start of the season’ gift. Goalies, yes you pay and it gives you the opportunity for the players to whisk balls past you all year long.

It is the Tomcats 30th season, remember it all started in 1989, (look at your clothing) and next year is 2019.

BREAKING NEWS…

At the time of writing this blog, we were advised that Cribzie would not be playing this year. I am trying to confirm this information. It is not known why, Tomcats are expected to make a comment to the press in the next day or two. Watch, Sportsnet or TSN for any updates, but I repeat, Cribzie out of the Tomcat lineup this year, is what we are being told.

Hey, While you are checking out the picture of the Matador and saying to yourself ‘man he is handsome man’, do you think I could put my Harry Ballsnoue.