August 1, 2018
By Dick Fitzwell
The Gordon’s Gin League was back in action on July 30th at Sutton Creek. The star studded line – up included Stevo, Seal Lion, May Day, Bunny, Sheep Dog and Little Bird.
Sealion had a great day on the course on Monday and was awarded by getting to play with Sheep Dog’s cock ring…
About 1:15, the guys were wondering where Little Bird was. The 1:30 tee time was fast approaching. May Day sent Little Bird a text asking if he was still playing. Little Bird had apparently flown to the wrong golf course, ending up at Belle View.
Little Bird left Belle View at 1:20, took the most direct route, as the crow flies, and ended up teeing off with his group. “I did that with a doctor once. I had an appointment with the urologist and ended up in a gynecologist’s office. I didn’t realize it until I asked the doctor why my legs were up in the stir ups”, said Little Bird. Little Bird was fined one pitcher of beer by the Sea Lion.
The golf tour continued on Monday with a motley crew attending ..Stevo , Sea Lion, May Day, Bunny and Sheep Dog and of course Little Bird, who instead of being at Sutton Creek went to Belleview Golf and Country Club. Little Bird was photo shopped in ! ( Next week Little Bird …Deer Run )
Scores for the day were Stevo, 80, Sea Lion 81, May Day 90, Sheep Dog, 73, Bunny, 74 and Little Bird 76. Little Bird also shot a 40 for 9 at Belle View.
With the up coming Ride Her Cup, Blonde Bombshell Golfer Candy was on the practice green. “I love the dirty growler golf league and I’m looking forward to the Ride Her Cup, can I be a prize?”, Candy asked.
The fellas are gearing up for the league’s tournament Monday at Deer Run. Tickets are sold out.
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