by Harry Ballsonue
“This is a game of misses. The guy who misses the best is going to win” Ben Hogan
The Mr. Gordon’s Dirty Growler Windsor Tomcat Golf League (MGDGWTG) played Sutton Creek this week. A fantastic day of golf was had by all. The weather has a
lot to do with the day and the day was beautiful with a slight wind, on the last 3 holes. 3 Birdies in the foursome today, which meant, Honey Bourbon made an appearance, (Mr. Gordon always hates being shown up).
Participants this week, were Sea Lion, Cribzie, Stevo and Bunny. Not much is known about Bunny, so here is some tidbits information that you can mark down and talk to him about on the next Dirty Growler League Night. Bunny was a one time Tomcat who was
a speedster. He use to score quite a few goals and is listed as number 14 in ‘all time scoring for the Tomcats’, often compared to Guy LeFleur. He played for the Tomcats from 1989 to 2001 and then just walked away from the game never to return. He owns a parrot named Sid. He told me that he had a choice between
a parrot and Little Bird. (League golfer) I asked him why he picked the parrot and he said that Sid shits in two spots, so he puts a towel down for the parrot, with Little Bird, “I know he would just
shit everywhere, so I went with the parrot”. Stated Bunny. A Parrot can live up to 30 years old, “I have had Sid for 10 years now, so he has 20 more years to go, I guess it’s like being married,
I’m stuck with Sid for another 20”, stated a smiling Bunny.
This week the US Open is at Shinnecock which is in Suffolk County New York, Sea Lion mentioned, “The Tomcats have Cougar Bush as one of their course names, but to go in line with Sinnecock another good name would be Shiney Cock,” a beaming Sea Lion touted.
The Windsor Tomcat golf tournament is this Friday, June 15. Sutton Creek advertises it on their serviette dispenser. (expect a number of hockey fans to come out to see Chevy, Snowpants, The Rake and of course defending Tomcat Golf Champion, the winner of the Pantalon de Neige Cup, Soupy.)
The league has really taken off from last year to this year. It is not just Belle View Golf and Country Club as you know….
Commish is looking at doing something very special on Civic Holiday weekend, 27 holes at a course not played before by the MGDGWTG, you want to check your emails for that
day.
While you are checking out the turf rider club and wondering where you could get a club like that, do you think I could put my Harry Ballsonue.
Windsor Tomcats 