May 1, 2018
By Dick Fitzwell
The Gordon’s Gin Golf League was in action this week at the Belle View Golf and Country Club. In the field were May Day, Bunny, Sea Lion, Chevy, Bundura and Stevo. The scores were as impressive as the weather. Stevo fired a 69 and is in the lead early. May Day with an 80, Bunny – 79, Bundura – 70, Seal Lion 71 and Chevy with a 74.
The Sea Lion was initially not happy with the Bar Staff as he was served a canned Caeser. He summoned his personal assistant Sara, who immediately made the Sea Lion a Caesar just the way he likes them, rimmed, with pickle juice, a garden and not too spicy. “
Funny stories were exchanged. The Sea Lion was remembering the old days when he owned his Bull Mastiff, Cedric. “Cedric needed his nails cut and some hair shaved off to spruce him up. I loaded him up in the car and take him to the Dog grooming guy, Dale in town. When I brought him home, something was different. Then it donned on me, Cedric left as a Bull Mastiff and came home a Chiwawa. He looked completely different. I had the Champ call that place and gave them what for”, said the Seal Lion.
May Day proclaimed the league “Ding” Bell was is disabled. The Seal Lion proclaimed, “The ***T Train Has arrived at Belle View”. The league has ordered a new bell.
The boys were also speaking of hair, or lack of hair. The Sea Lion says he goes to the barber once a month and has the barber make the clipper noises behind his head just to have a feel of getting a haircut.
If you are thinking this league is all about the Sea Lion, you are right. Without him, I wouldn’t have any material for a blog.
The Tomcat Golf course has been named. It will be called Cougar Bush. We were thinking of having a contest to name the course but seriously, how can you beat Cribzee’s suggestion? The holes have all been named.
Stevo said Sara will be hired as the Director of Guest Services and her starting salary will be $95,000.00 per year. “She doesn’t even have to come into the office but must tend bar when the Gordon’s League is playing”, said Stevo.
The league is going on its first ever road trip. May 7th the boys will be teeing it up at Pointe West. Tee times have been set. Look for an e-mail next week for league play on May 14, 2018at Belle View.
Gordon’s Gin Star Stevo seen here April 30, 2018 waiving to fans in the gallery on the 18th hole. Watch for Stevo on the July Golf Digest cover.
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