By Harry Ballsonue
Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann:
“Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.”
“Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.”
Great hockey last night, at the Kapusta Kow with the Slim Jim Beans taking the tournament. They played the Kamikaze Kahlua in the final and beat them by one goal. “It certainly was an exciting night of hockey,” indicated Doc who notched a number of goals during the tournament.
THE TEAMS:
Slim Jim Beans: Slim Jim, Skippy, Doc, Tonto, Matador, Jingles and Killer
Sheep Dog Southern Comfort: Sheep Dog, Falcon, Hollywood, Stevo, Rake, Sunny and Soupy
Kamikaze Kahlua: Kamikaze, Terror, Bulldog, Skuz, Beep and Chevy.
“I cannot tell you how excited I am, picking my first tournament team and then having us win, this is just unbelievable, Pinch Me,” stated Slim Jim.
That is all for Tomcat Hockey for this year, Tomcats will are back September 2018.
Board of Directors meeting isTuesday May 1, please let Rocky know if you are attending
Thanks to The Rake for taking the time to cook up a delightful pulled pork and slaw slider and for everything you do for the Tomcats.
Quote of the night, as Matador is sitting on stage, with his balls hanging out, someone said, “Ive never seen balls that big’” to which Sunny replied, “No one likes the potato bigger than the steak.” FUNNY !
President Rocky bought a bottle of Crown for the boys to enjoy, put her there Rocky. That is leadership.
Friday June 2, the Turk is hosting the Kapusta Open, it is a four man scramble, played at Ambassador. Tickets for the golf game, dinner are only $110. The prize table is out of this world and so is the food. It is a fantastic event, it is a Saturday, come out and support the Turk in his golf outing.
Tomcat golf tournament is Friday June 15 at Sutton Creek. Tee off times will start 10 a.m.. Let Snowpants know that you are interested and he will try to assist you in the foursome that you want to play in. Cost and such being worked on, but you are looking at anywhere between $42-$45 dollars for golf and a cart.
Snowpants was scratched from the line up due to an injury, Snowpants and his manager felt they could not take a chance playing because the golf season was starting.
Some more interesting quotes from athletes:
Stu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks left winger, explaining why he keeps a colour photo of himself above his locker:
“That’s so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my clothes.”
Chuck Nevitt , North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice:
“My sister’s expecting a baby, and I don’t know if I’m going to be an uncle or an aunt.
“My sister’s expecting a baby, and I don’t know if I’m going to be an uncle or an aunt.
Frank Layden, Utah Jazz president, on a former player:
“I asked him, ‘Son, what is it with you? Is it ignorance or apathy?’
He said, ‘Coach, I don’t know and I don’t care.'”
“I asked him, ‘Son, what is it with you? Is it ignorance or apathy?’
He said, ‘Coach, I don’t know and I don’t care.'”
And in ending, fantastic season as always….
A MESSAGE FROM STEVO
Thanks to everyone for being so co-operative during these last few months with me running things again, with Rocky on the DL. Thanks to Sparky and all those who have helped with the beer empties, to Snowpants for always cleaning up at the end of the night (Sticks and clock). thanks to Sunny for always getting their early and setting up, and to all those who helped him set up as well. And a special thank you to all those who played this year knowing that the NHL was not watching from on stage while you are playing, for those who come out for a short run and beer after, God Bless you and thanks for all you do.
I’ll add one more quote from an athlete , The basketball player was asked what his church preference was, and his answer was red brick. He also thought Taco Bell was the Mexican Telephone company.
Tomcats should kick off their season opener with a team dinner at Taco Bell.
Hey, while you are sitting there and thinking of telling your significant other there is still one more week of hockey next Tuesday, do you think I can put my Harry Ballsonue.
TOMCATS FOREVER !





