Windsor Tomcats

By Dick Fitzwell
March 1, 2018.
The Chevy Shockers were crowned the 2018 Stanley’s Cup champions on February 24, 2018 at the Kapusta Cow Palace.
Chevy’s Shockers, who had two father and son combinations playing in this year’s tournament were no match for the rest of the teams vying for the fabled cup. Led by Ned and Tweety Bird, the young guns gave the Shockers all the speed and goal scoring, whilst the wily veterans took care of the rest. Scuz was solid in net. Chevy was presented with both the Stanley’s Cup and the Finner Trophy. He won the Finner award for his outstanding contribution to both the Windsor Tomcats and the community. Congratulations Chevy.

At the after party, which was held at Stevo’s, a new Canadian Production company was spawned. The name of the company is Shocker Productions and it will produce entirely Canadian porn movies.

The initial production is a tastefully done porn movie with a hockey theme. The movie will be called HIGH DICKING. The hockey themed movie will be picked up by Canadian cable companies offering movies on Venus and is sure to be a ball buster.

High Dicking will be shot at the WFCU Centre in Windsor, Ontario and the movie will feature real referees calling real hockey penalties. This is a hit in the making. The movie will also feature Cherry Busters Corner with porn legends Buster Cherry and host Stormy Daniels providing intermission commentary and entertainment.

This is porn with rules. Real hot Canadian babes, real penalties during action. Watch the real refs call real penalties such as:
– High Dicking (of course)
– Dripping
– Butt ending
– Too many men
– Holding
– Hooking
– Slashing
– Illegal head contact
– Cumming in crease
– Shooting after the whistle
– Illegal entry from penalty bench
– Dick contact with goaltender
– Leaving crease during altercation
– Use of electronic devices
– Spearing
– Offside
– Not surrendering dick for measurement
– Charging
– Charging for behind
– Playing with more than one dick
– Playing with a broken dick
– Misconduct
– Gross misconduct
– Fighting
– Boarding
– Improper line changes during stoppages
– Refusing to start play
– Improper substitution
– Instigating
– Third man in

And more. This is what Canada has wanted. Release date will be scheduled the day after pot becomes legal in Canada. Actresses and Actors currently being auditions at college and university campuses nationwide.
The movie will also feature cameo appearances from Tomcat legends, past and present, including the Legend. Tomcat referees Sea Lion and the Bundura will be offering porn reffing at their yearly summer refereeing school.

The director of the movie, Fox Mulder, promises fan interaction like never seen before. Also, a full line of clothing and paraphernalia will be available for purchase. Don’t miss out on this future award winning production.

Fore check, back check, pay check.
Find out more at www.highdicking.com.