Windsor Tomcats

By Harry Ballsonue

“A friend is one who knows you and loves you just the same”
Elbert Hubbard

Teams (Made By The Beepster):

Kamikaze Flyers – Kamikaze, Sparky, The Terror, Chevy, La Bamba, Killer, The Turk, Sunny and Soupy
Cribzie Cavaliers – Cribzie, Chico, Stevo, Tunize, The Big Easy, Tonto, Beep and Snowpants

Hockey was very good with the Cribzie Cavaliers taking both games with scores of 8-6 and 9-7.  Goaltending was superb on both ends, don’t let the scores fool you, the Terror and Chico did fantastic jobs minding the wickets.

Speaking of wickets, one of the nets is damaged.  It was believed to be done by Killer who was hacking and wacking at the goalie.  “We can’t prove anything just yet, we are looking for video footage for evidence of the damage done,” stated Tomcat Spokesperson Snowpants.

New Comer The Big Easy did not disappoint the fans, a late round pick a number of years ago, The Big Easy earned his way onto the big club, by working hard and toiling in the minors. He notched a few goals and got a couple of helpers.  “You can tell he has an incredible amount of hockey talent a great addition to the Tomcats,” stated Beep.

The Big Easy made his Tomcat debut after years playing in Tomcat golf events and going to Battle Creek Golfing trip .  “It is indeed a dream come true I can’t believe I’m here…I really can’t…I must be dreaming.” The Big Easy

The last night of Hockey is next week, Tuesday December 19, with the Tomcat Christmas Party (Just Guys Matador) to follow, Tomcats provide everything, pizza, MGD Official beer of the Tomcats, Rye, Rum, laughter, stories and of course the Tomcat Forever song, all you need to have is a Designated Driver to get you home safe and sound.

Minister of Pizza, the Turk will be putting in the order, when asked about hot peppers and pineapple, the Turk responded with, “Pineapple yes, peppers no.”  When asked why, “Cuz peppers are a vegetable, no veggies on the pizza,” Turk yelled.

And speaking of the Turk, the Turk wore a throw back jacket, “We should get those”, Kamikaze suggested.

The Turk goes Old School with a Tomcat Jacket Circa 1996.  “Well yeah …it’s the way to go, the Tomcats should bring these back for everyone,” said a smirking Turk.

I am happy to report that all surveys are now in and once they are tabulated, the results will be published on the Tomcat Website over the Holiday Season.

Did you know that the founder of Google was willing to sell to Excite in 1999 for 1 Million dollars, but Excite turned them down.  Google is worth $527 Billion Dollars today and did you also know that a broken clock is right two times a day.

The 3 on 3 experiment went well, it will be placed in the design stages. “It is being looked at more closely at this time, just to see how tough it would be on the goalies and on the players.  Down the road, maybe it can be introduced if there is a tie game on a Tuesday night.  The format for the Tournament will not change, it will be sudden death with four on four, no gimmicks when it comes to the Stanley’s Cup Tournament,” indicated Tomcat Spokesperson, Snowpants.

Tomcat Hockey starts back up again, Tuesday January 9, 2018.

Google is worth $527 Billion?  What are the Tomcats worth?  Way more then that, and as you are thinking ‘what ???? a broken clock is right, what, two times a day?  While you are thinking about that, do you think I can put my Harry Ballsonue.