By Harry Ballsonue
Teams:
Matador Lebanese Freedom Fighters: Matador, Captain, Skull, Cribzie, El Chippo, Falcon, Doc, Bulldog and Tunzie
Chico Cavaliers: Chico, Captain, The Terror, Chevy, Snowpants, Soupy, Sparky, Kamikaze and Stevo
Good Action on the Kapusta Kow Floor, Tuesday night, the Matador Lebanese Freedom Fighters took the night 8-5 and then 8-6.

“It was an honour playing for the Lebanese Freedom Fighters and for my captain, The Matador”…Tunzie.

“It’s a great thrill playing for the team i grew up cheering on…the Windsor Tomcats” said The Terror, wearing the latest Tomcat swag.
Sunny sent out an email to everyone about the Christmas Party, please note what he wrote:
Fellow Tomcats,
The Tomcat Christmas Party has been set for Friday December 1 at Rock Bottom. Start time for the event will be at 8pm and 1 round of appetizers will come out at 9pm.
The cost will be $10 per person and spouses and significant others are welcome to attend. There will be no cost to anyone who is vegetarian, vegan or adhering to a diet that restricts then from eating anything ordered.If you have not already reached out to me with your availability please do so within the next week.
I WOULD LIKE TO COLLECT MONEY FROM ALL THOSE ATTENDING DURING THE NEXT TWO TUESDAYS (NOV 21 & 28) AT HOCKEY. PLEASE HAVE YOUR PAYMENT READY OR ARRANGE TO GET IT THERE IF YOU CAN’T MAKE IT TO HOCKEY.
Thanks,
Ministers of the Christmas Party
Chevy, Snowpants and Sunny
Funny moment on the Cavaliers bench, when Nick Names were discussed, some of the Cavaliers were saying I will play with Mathews, and I will be Mitch Marner and I will play with Zach Hyman and Chico said, “I want that nick name, Hyman, can you imagine, Hi dear, my nick name is no longer Chico it’s now Hyman.” The full bench had a good chuckle on that one.
And speaking of Nicknames…..Also discussed was where was the Homeless Guy, he never showed up to play, thus, the discussion about his nick name and that it really should be, ‘The Homeless Guy’, by a vote of 21 to 1 it was decided to change his name from Tonto to The Homeless Guy (see always show up, or your nick name might get changed).
Tomcat Golf Banquet is Wednesday night at the Rock Bottom. You had to have played at least one round to qualify to attend the banquet. “We should have a pretty good crowd out for the Banquet”, stated Golf Commissioner and Golf Banquet Organizer, May Day. I won’t be covering the event, but I know a follow colleague of mine Dick Fitzwell.
Tomcats always want to teach….a poem about a ship.
What do they call Royale with Cheese in Paris?
While you are thinking of the Homeless Guy not being there and having his name changed and the Royale with Cheese, do you think I could put my Harry Ballsonue.


