IMPORTANT: I have reviewed the season to date and noted for the 4 ‘Mini Tournaments’ played to date there have been no 1-2-3 star selections. I want to correct that with my picks from last nights action. 3rd Star – Matador (He’s awarded the 3rd star after exploding for a hat trick in on of the games on the night. More on the goalie who was victimized later…), 2nd Star – Soupy (By far the heart and sole of Kamikaze’s team, the likable superstar had some nifty highlight reel goals), and 1st Star Sunny (OMG – Best goal I think I’ve ever seen scored. Sunny undressed at least 3 defenders with a S-W-E-E-T spin move ‘ala Spinner’ and parked his shot glove hand side high. I’ve been watching the replay over and over).
IMPOTENT: Poor Skippy. He cements his first ever shut out on the first game of the night, and keeps the play up with another solid game losing 2-1. In all, he accounted for just over 16 minutes of shut out hockey. Even veteran the Rake tipped his hat and wondered aloud, ‘How long can Skippy’s luck hold?’. Turns out till the fatal 3rd game – where he was absolutely eviscerated 8-1. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN? How do you go from playing 2 full games of near shut out hockey to being the victim of setting a new high scoring record for another team?. When asked veteran goalie Coach /player Sealion replied, ‘The lad’s still finding his form and just hasn’t been able to close it out lately. Thankfully he was able to follow up being thrashed with a decent game and closed the night on a win. The Tomcats signing of Terror and Chico gives us a great deal of flexibility and depth in net’.
IMPORTANT: Have you replied to Snowpants, Sunny or Chevy about coming out to the annual Christmas Tomcats Party at the Rock Bottom on December 1st, 2017? Will you be bringing the lovely other half? Are you going to try and match Snowpants famed tight/shiny leather pants? when pressed about fashion, Snowpants had this to say, ‘I think the next Tomcats piece of clothing needs to be a nice smoking jacket ‘a la Hugh Hefner’ with the logo on the left chest. That way after a long game I could just slip that bad boy on, grab a cold one and chill’.
IMPORTANT: The games last night were mostly (Save that 3 rd game of a 8-1 score) tightly contested and hockey was great. There were times however some ‘chippyness’ crept in and may have caused veteran player Hollywood a potential fine. During the closing seconds of a game Hollywood and Doc had a small dust up in the corner which resulted in Hollywood throwing his stick and smashing same on the nearby boards. Past incidents of a similar nature have resulted in ‘beverage’ fines. This will definitely be an interesting story to follow as Rocky was not in attendance and named Hollywood as being ‘in charge’.
Impotent: Did you know ‘Dr. Google’ claims 18 Million U.S men suffer from erectile dysfunction? Whilst your thinking ‘Tomcats are manly men and have no issues with their sticks’, I noticed Yuri HANDZONMECAC.
For the record Doc’s team (Black) took the Mini.
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