Windsor Tomcats

By Harry Ballsonue

“It is your response to winning and losing that makes you a winner or a loser”
Harry Sheehy

TEAMS

The Hollywood White Feathered Liberaces …Hollywood, Falcon, Kamikaze, La Bamba, Soupy, Sunny and the Rake

The Snowpants Black Leather Cross Dressing Hoovers…Snowpants, The Terror, Spinner, Sparky, Matador, Killer, Chico and Tunzie

So after last week, The Windsor Tomcats management group decided to bring in a referee to watch and monitor the games played. There were no incidents and the Tomcat organization was very happy that they sent a ref to monitor. “We don’t believe we will be using one again, unless more shenanigans rear their ugly head”. stated President Rocky.

Ref Stevo calls off controversial goal scored by Killer when he headed it in like a soccer player. No coaches challenge …”no goal!”

One controversial play, was when the ball bounced into the air in front of the net and Killer headed it like Lionel Messi or Christian Renaldo, but the goal was called off, due to it being directed in with the head, see rule 78.4 in the NHL rule book. The ref made the correct call.

Another controversial play was Soupy having the ball in the crook of his elbow and taking several steps and then scoring, the goal was called a good goal and the reason given, was because the ref thought it was just caught up in his equipment.  The league will discipline the ref for an incorrect call.  “It’s not like I took 7-8 steps, I took three steps to try to dislodge it”, stated the accused Soupy, in the end it did not really matter as the Snowpants team won the second game 7-6 after losing the first game 7-4.

Ref Stevo calls it a goal after Soupy had carried the ball in the crook of his elbow for three steps …”after further review the ball was never covered …we have a good goal!”

Impressive play by the White Feathered Liberaces with the crisp Tick Tack Toe passing.  Nice to see hockey like that, fans love it and TSN can show it in their highlight reel.

Tick…(also known as Sunny) was part of the Tick Tack Toe passing with Soupy and La Bamba

NO Hockey next week as it is Halloween, go out with your kid or stay at home and hand out the chocolate bars that you don’t like and keep the ones you do love.  I am a Crispy Crunch and Coffee Crispy guy with a close third to M and M Peanuts.

Hockey had a softer tone this week with Stevo reffing, it did not seem to intensify until midway through the second period of the first game and then pretty much through out the second game, but it was good hockey and fun for everyone, with the teams splitting the night and then after, WHAT? Beers on stage with laughter and smiles all around, that is what everyone should be looking forward to instead of checking to see if the Montreal Canadians (who are desperately looking for scoring ) are calling you up.

Ask yourself. as a Tomcat, Which quote should I live by on the Kapusta Kow Floor?

“After I hit a home run I had a habit of running the bases with my head down. I figured the pitcher already felt bad enough without me showing him up rounding the bases” Mickey Mantle  or

“After I hit a home run I had a habit of running the bases and taunting the pitcher,   I knew the pitcher felt bad  but showing him up rounding the bases would make me feel better but if I struck out I would blame my fellow teammates because it was a crap team and I would throw my bat and be ornery for the night ”

There is a saying by an unknown author ‘ Good players inspire themselves, great players inspire others’.

FROM MSN COMES THIS

While at her own mother’s funeral, a woman meets a guy she doesn’t know. She thinks this guy is amazing — her dream man — and is pretty sure he could be the love of her life.

However, she never asked for his name or number and afterwards could not find anyone who knows who he was.

A few days later the girl kills her own sister.

Question: Why did she do it?  Answer: Read on !

If you can’t make a night of Hockey, please let Rocky know.  Also, please respond to Sunny in regards to the December 1 Christmas Party. Sunny, Chevy and Snowpants do a great job organizing the even, they do it for YOU, so show a bit of love and respond and attend.  Be a Tomcat Brother. It’s a Christmas Party for Goodness sake!

Once again, no hockey next week, October 31 is Halloween, so there is no hockey.

Also Remember, “Sports do not build character, they reveal it”, Heywood Brown said that.

Remember the question about the sister killing her sister, well the answer is…The girl kills her sister in the hopes that the guy will come to the funeral and she can see him again

Did you get the answer right? If so, you allegedly have the mind of a psychopath.

While you are thinking to yourself, ‘Geeze Louise, I got the answer to that, I’m a Psychopath’, do you think I could put my Harry Ballsonue.