Windsor Tomcats

By Harry Ballsonue

“Golden State Warriors not going to White House?  Trump invites WINDSOR Tomcats instead.”
May Day

Teams

Hurricane Hellcats – Hurricane, Chico, Falcon, Sunny, El Chappo, Spinner, The Rake, Kamikaze, Killer
Stevo Stampeders – Stevo, Chico, Falcon, Beep, Rocky, Cribzie, Tonto, Doc and May Day
Sparky Super Sonics – Sparky, Chico, Falcon, Soupy, Chevy, Snowpants, The Turk, Sheep Dog,

Another Hot night in the City and in the Kapusta Kow Palace. “Where is the button for the Air Condoning,” asked the Falcon.  Great question.  This was the hottest night in Tomcat history, the temperature gauge came in at 43 C.  Interestingly enough, in Green Bay this past Sunday, the temperature at game time was 90 F., the hottest recorded temperature ever for a Green Bay Packers game, and here the Tomcats registered a 43 C.

It was so friggin’ hot last night, even the balls needed to be placed on ice between games just so they wouldn’t stick to the floor!

Hockey was very good, and the Sparky Super Sonics took the night.  Congrats to Sparky for selecting such a stellar team.  El Choppo, missed last week and on his very own volition, brought a 24 pack of beer and he is not even a drinker, put her there El Choppo, you are a Tomcat.

New recruit, Tonto played last night and did not disappoint.  Selected in the 2015 draft, 28th overall, “I really found the action fast, no time to really think out there,” stated Tonto.

Back on the stage, The Tomcats welcomed Tonto and sang “Tomcats Forever”, smiles everywhere.

Big news comes from the Falcon who got engaged on the weekend (Friday) while in Chicago.  “She is a great person, I could not stand not being married to her any longer, now we need to find a house and I can’t wait to be married to her,” stated a beaming Falcon.

Don’t forget to pay your $50 if you have not already done so.  A beautiful hoodie awaits.

All Tomcats will always stand for the National Anthem.  God Bless America, God Bless the Tomcats.  While you are thinking why not “God Bless Canada,” do you think I could put my Harry Ballsonue.