August 22, 2017
By Dick Fitzwell
The Gordon’s Gin Golf league resumed play on August 21, 2017. The beer girl and Sara the bar maid were bubbling with glee when she heard Tomcat legends Crispy and the Turk were to join Stevo and Mayday for Gordon’s Gin play.
The fans were cheering as the helicopter landed on the first tee box with the Turk and Crispy aboard. It was a different story outside the gates of the storied Belle View Golf and Country Club as left wing protesters clashed with police after learning the Tomcat legends were in town. “I don’t get it”, said May Day. “We are good will ambassadors everywhere we go. We promote inclusion, diversity and of course, open boarders”.
Stevo and May Day await the arrival of the Turk and Chrispy on the first tee at Belle View on August 21, 2017
May Day donated the Fox News tent that housed the media at the tournament to the Canadian Army so that refugees could be housed. “The army does a great job”, said Stevo. “That’s what I call winning”!
Scores for the week included the Turk finishing with a 64, despite an 8 and 15 sand trap shots. On one shot, the Turk used his driver because he nearly started a brush fire with his sand wedge in one trap. “Don’t they have real sand in Belle River?” asked a perturbed Turk on several occasions. Fan favorite Crispy checked in with a 65, Stevo a 70 and May Day with a 73.
Despite having a great score Stevo was obviously uncomfortable wearing solar eclipse glasses the entire round. “Safety first”, said Stevo. Stevo was also wearing a newly invented defibrillator vest that he recently invented in his garage. “I got the idea watching the news”, said a happy Stevo. “This thing could save my life”!
Crispy, who was whisked away by body guards that his agent Buhla has watching him around the clock immediately after the round was obviously happy to have played this week. “It doesn’t get any better than playing with Stevo, May Day and the Turk”, said Crispy. “I would play for free to be in that foursome every week”, stated an obviously happy Crispy.
Play resumes next week. Make sure you let Mat Day know as soon as you know you are able to play.
Below, a Chrispy fan has to be restrained by police. Once word got out the Turk and Crispy were playing at Belle View, it was literally bedlam.
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