Windsor Tomcats

Health and Safety Director Named by Harry Ballsonue

With Health and Safety on the forefront everywhere, President of the Tomcats, Rocky decided to form a Health and Safety Committee and appointed Stevo as Director of the newly formed

health and safety committee. Stevo right away brought in two top dogs from the Health and Safety world, La Bamba and Razor.

“It gives me a chance to still be involved with the Tomcats even though I am no longer a playing member”. stated a grinning Razor and added, “I’m very excited about this opportunity”.
The basis of the committee is to keep everyone safe on the floor and off, “We can’t continue having reckless play”, stated Stevo, “That won’t hold any more water, we want clean play where everyone is having fun. It is about fun and exercise and of course a beer after”. Stated Stevo.

One of the first things on the agenda is to look into getting a De-Fib for the Kapusta Kow Palace, they are expensive, but the Tomcats hope to have one in place in the not too distant future.
“A lot of us are not getting any younger, a De-Fib would be a valuable tool in case one of us suffers a heart attack on the floor, don’t kid yourself, it could happen”. Stated La Bamba

“Health and Safety Starts Here”. Stated Stevo, “We will not tolerate errand sticks, reckless play, disregard for the net minders and a lack of respect for a fellow Tomcat, if you are not happy with that, maybe you can play on Monday nights”. Stated Stevo.

When it comes to the de-fib, “We really don’t know how we will raise money for the De-Fib, I don’t want to take it out of the Tomcat Kitty, we are looking at some programs available that we can take advantage of”. Stated a hopeful Stevo and added, “I would hate to see something happen to one of us and that we did not take the time or effort to put something in place to save a life”.
Stevo is championing the cause, but he is hoping everyone else will come on board and help out.
“Like I said, there are programs out there that can help us get a De-Fib, the Ontario Defibrillator access initiative, there are also grants available through the heart and stroke foundation, my team of La Bamba and Razor will leave no stone unturned to secure one, it would be awful if we did nothing and one of us had a heart attack on the Kapusta Kow Floor”. Stevo stated again.
IN OTHER NEWS

Very nice of the Terror and his lovely wife to have Tomcats over for a summer celebration. “I think the guys are all great and I just wanted to have everyone over to show my appreciation for being accepted as the Tomcat right off the get go”. Terror had said. Some great conversation with Kamikaze and his beautiful wife lead to some laughter and good times.
The Terror signed a 5 years deal in the off season, the Tomcats are still very interested in pursing another goalie, rumour is that Bagz is in talks with the Tomcats. (Check out previous blog and see if Bagz was at the Dirty Growler Tomcat Gordon’s Gin Golf League, on August 7) You know what they say ‘Where’s theres smoke, there’s fire. Terror has been a great addition to the Tomcats and so would Bagz.
This is the second serious article I have written for this blog, so now, do you think I can put my Harry Ballsonue.