SPARKY SCREECHED UP AND CHEVY MAKES DEBUT

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SPARKY SCREECHED UP AND CHEVY MAKES DEBUT

August 2, 2017

By Dick Fitzwell

 

The boys were back at it in the Gordon’s gin league play at Belle View. Expected in the A four some were May Day, Stevo, Sparky and Chevy.

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Stevo …May Day and newest Dirty Growler Member Chevy “I dreamt about this moment since I was 10 years old, to play…. c’mon if you had told me in grade 10 gym class I would have been in the Dirty Growler Tomcat League I would have said you’re crazy “!

Sparky sent a confirmation e mail on July 30, 2017 that he will be there. While waiting on the tee, both Stevo and Chevy look at their phones. It’s Sparky, with a message saying, “Hey, I am still in Newfoundland. I thought you guys meant next Monday”.

The guys looked at each other dumfounded and concluded Sparky was hitting the Screech hard and simply got confused.

Chevy made his Gordon’s debut with a solid outing. “Wow, can he ever smack the ball. It goes about 350 off the tee. The only problem is you never know which direction those 350 yards travel”, observed May Day.

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The boys and some girls line up …Spunky, Tushy, Daisy, Bagger, Licks, Toppy Shanks, Swordfish, Don Jr., Stinky, Flipper, Misty, The Mouch and CT ….( everyone loves the Tomcat Dirty Growler League ) “The More the Merrier but one you have to be a good golfer ..two who have to be invited and Three you have to be a good golfer “…May Day …Commissioner..

Stevo, who recently obtained his CPGA license, was on hand to provide Chevy with a lesson. He says, “Chevy. Stand up on the ball and take a nice easy swing”.

Chevy, following instructions, takes a nice easy swing and belts it about 295 and has a huge grin on his face after the shot. “I want to hug Stevo right now. My home course, Pointe West sent me a bill upping my membership because my golf cart kept running out of gas chasing my tee shots”, said an elated Chevy.

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The boys lined up to play …”this is the best league I have ever played in …if you have never been invited …maybe you should step up your game”….stated The Smooth.

Scores for the week were Chevy with a 79, Stevo and Mayday tied at 80. Sparky was disqualified and his score card will read 125. This pretty much takes him out of contention for the Growler Cup.

Fan Favorite Sea Lion was off this week. Mrs. Sea Lion was celebrating her birthday. The Sea Lion chartered a private jet and took Mrs. Sea Lion to her favorite Italian restaurant, in Italy. Happy Birthday Mrs. Sea Lion!

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Stevo signs autographs for some kids …( with hot mothers )

Next Monday is the league’s first annual golf outing at Belle View. Over 300 golfers are expected to play.

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