March 7 Hockey and 7 Weeks Left of Hockey by Harry Ballsonue
March 8 2014…….Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 with 239 people loses contact and disappears, prompting the most expensive search effort in history
TEAMS
Cribzie Cannons, Cribzie, Doc, Tunzie, Matador, Hurricane, Rake, Falcon and Snowpants
Kamikaze Kamandos, Kamikaze, Soupy, The Terror, Sunny, Bulldog, Stevo, Sparky and The Turk
Hockey was very good. Two way play, but in the first game, the Cannons had horse shoes up their asses, and the Kamados found them selves down 8-0 but then with 3 minutes and 47 seconds on the clock, the Kamando’s finally scored their first goal of the game. The shots were even up to then, and the final score rang out 9-1 for the Cribzie Cannons.
In the second game, the Kamikaze Kamandos were not going to take the 9-1 loss lightly, they came out quick and hard and ended up with 6-1 lead. The final score, Kamandos 8 Cannons 3.
Stevo was at the Helm today, (Rocky Sidle Lined with a wrist injury) and Stevo rang out his solid “Let’s Go”…ah familiarity.
Doc was suppose to bring a 12 and brought a 24, put her there Doc….solid by Doc.
SOME TOURNAMENT INSIGHT.
Hurricane of the Hurricanes had some insightful information about the tournament, “I found that winning our 3rd game 9-8 and getting into the finals, saw me with little to no energy for the final game. I doubt very much I will be playing next year. It would have been fun to finish my tournament career with a win as a Champion, but my team was the best team I ever had in a tournament, with that, it is a honour to have finished my last tournament with them”. a weepy Hurricane had stated.
PHOTOS OF STANLEY’S CUP TOURNAMENT

The Terror is about to take his first sip from the Stanely’s Cup, “Hey its an actual Cup, oh my!” stated The Terror
I was not privy to any GAA’s from the Stanley’s Cup Tournament, but I certainly would love to find them out, what they were and for who, on the highlight reel I could see how the Terror got MVP, but how did the other goalies fair? If anyone knows of a web site, or a published magazine where these stats are kept, please send them along to me. There is nothing like knowing a GAA.
DOC AND JOAD THE TOAD
Doc and Joad the Toad threw their annual house warming party and the theme was ‘wear what you will be wearing in the year 2525”.
TOMCAT GOLF TOURNAMENT
June 16 is still the date for the Tomcat Golf Tournament, make sure you get that day off. Snowpants will be providing all Tomcats with further information, when it becomes available. He always, always, does a fantastic job, you do not want to miss this fun tournament.
OTHER GOLF TOURNAMENT
The Turk is organizing his annual Kapusta Open, in honour of Bill Booksa, the date is June 3 and the cost is only $110. It is a four man scramble. Please see Turk to get your money in.
MARCH BREAK
March Break is next week, if you are unable to make the night of Hockey, please let Rocky know. Also, if your kid, who is over 16 years old and wants to play, this is the night to come out, but let Rocky know, if you are going to bring your son out to play….
And Hey…. while you are thinking to yourself, was there not some sort of conspiracy theory on Malaysia Flight 370 and that it actually landed at an American Air Force Base in the Indian Ocean, called Diego Garcia…Hummmmm, it actually did, while you are pondering that little nugget of information, do you think I could put my Harry Ballsonue.





