New Goalies for Tomcats, New President for the USA..by Harry Ballsonuue
The Peashooters Kamikaze, Tunzie, Sunny, La Bamba, Snowpants, Stevo and the Terror
Hawker Fury Doc, Beep, Soupy, Matador, Scuz, Falcon, Turk
The Thunderbolts El Choppo, Chevy, Cribzie, Spinner, Rocky, Hurricane, Skippy and the Rake
Hockey was excellent, it really was, there were a couple of incidents Kamikaze high sticking Beep, in the back of the head, Doc knocking Kamikaze down and breaking Kamikaze’s nail, Matador, getting speared by his own stick and of course, Doc tripping Soupy on a break away, problem with that is, they were on the same team.
Doc and The Rake had a ‘go at it on the floor’, but then Doc called Rake over and they spoke about the Tomcat brother hood and the love that everyone needs to have for each other. Groovy move by Doc for Peace Love and Happiness.
Two Love Sparrows …talking about Swallows ..”hey would you “? Asked Doc as Rake looked lovingly at Doc.
Speaking of Doc…..
Doc spotted wearing his daughters shoes
Tomcats announced at the end of the game the signing of The Terror, the Terror had signed a try out contract last year and the Tomcats were impressed, the deal was held up by some of the demands that the Terror and his agent hard. The demands were: 1) he wanted a 5 year deal at 4 million a year which he got, 2) he wanted number 31 because his favourite goalie Cujo wore that number for the Leafs, he got that number. 3) He asked that in the next Tomcat program that he be listed as 6 feet tall, Tomcats agreed. 4) The Terror also asked that he be allowed to continue his landscaping business, and the Tomcats agreed.
So Tomcats have a new goalie to go along with the signing of Scuz a few weeks ago, both were presented with Tomcat towels….#31 to the Terror #37 to Skuz. Welcome to the Windsor Tomcats.
Caption; ‘The Terror signs a 5 year deal, “I’m so excited, I can’t believe it, pinch me” stated the Terror’
Matador has been tasked with training Tunzie as the new beverage beer cooler guy. “I am honoured to be given this position, I will never let the boys down, the beer will always be cold”. a beaming Tunzie had stated.
RULE NOTICE Everyone is reminded that YOU MUST wait for everyone to be in place after a goal is scored or if the ball goes out of play. You are allowed to move the ball as quickly as you want after the goalie makes a save and places it behind the net.
TOMCAT CHRISTMAS PARTY Snowpants and Chevy want everyone to know, that the Tomcat Christmas party is on Saturday December 17 this year. 7 p.m. start, $15 per person, $25 per couple.
There will be finger foods that will be brought out twice that night. It’s worth just going for their chicken wings.
Snowpants will be sending an email to everyone trying to get a head count. “I certainly would love to see everyone go, it’s a Christmas party and we are the Tomcat Family, please come and bring your significant other.” Stared Chevy.
There is Nothing like sharing a cold beverage with the greatest guys in the world .
I think the Matador has become one of the top Tomcat players. He seems to see the floor well and has a great snap shot that seems to beat the goalies. I also thought Stevo had a good night and seemed like his usual self scoring a few goals for the Peashooters. All three goalies, Skippy, Falcon and The Terror all played great, thanks boys for being goalie and being you!
Hey, while you are looking at the team names and thinking to yourself, what kind of names are those, locomotives, vacuum cleaners or fighters planes, do you think I could put my Harry Ballsonue.
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