Windsor Tomcats

March Break Has Them Coming Out by Harry Ballsonue

“Until a certain age, life consists of our own sorrows and our own joys; then after a certain age, of our own sorrows and others’ joys”

Magdalena Samozwaniec

Teams: (Variations)

Matador, Green Giant, Kamikaze, May Day, Jingles, Hurricane, Killer, Net Minder Falcon

Soupy, Chevy, Cribzie, Sparky, Stevo, Big Ned, Net Minder Snowpants

Matador, Snowpants, Kamikaze, May Day, Hurricane, Killer, Net Minder Falcon

Jingles,  Green Giant, Chevy, Stevo, Cribzie, Big Ned. Sparky,  Net Minder Soupy

Razor never showed up and gave no notice, so Tomcats had to scramble and find a goalie, “I’ll go in net”, stated Snowpants and in the net he went, doing great, but his team lost a close one, 8-6.

Snowpants dresses nervously for goaltending debut !

Snowpants made save after save after save …..his GAA sits at 8.00

Goaltending change, thought to be due to injury not performance, so Snowpants came out and Soupy went in net, Soupy’s team won 9-8.  Soupy ends up with an 8 GAA.

Goaltending change ! Soupy Luongo ..

Shack never showed up either.  Tomcats are scratching their heads and wondering what the hell is going on. “I don’t get it, two guys just don’t show up, invite me for dinner, cook a big meal….and I won’t show up, see how you feel”, stated May Day.

Thanks to both Snowpants and Soupy for playing in net, The Tomcat Nation thanks you!!!!

The games were very intense, March Break for the youngsters, but the oldsters were out in full force playing on the Kapusta Kow Palace floor. One youngster was out, Big Ned was brought up, due to it being March break, “The kid has hands, just like his dad” Stated Sparky and added, “The apple does not fall far from the tree”.

“After a few weeks off, I thought the pace was still pretty good, you can see as pro athletes go, all these Tomcats are in super physical condition.” stated Snowpants.

To continue this blog, I have decided to do some ‘headings’….I hope you like headings

BEER NIGHT: If it is your beer night, and you miss, you MUST bring it the next time you come out.  Right now Tomcats have four guys that have not brought their beer in. I’m hearing rumours that the President is not happy.

New Tomcat Tee:  For any Tomcats who could not play in the tournament but would like to purchase the latest and greatest Tomcat tee shirt, please see Stevo, they are only $10.

Lovie’s NHL Hockey Playoff Pool: Lovie will be announcing a date as to when his play off pool will be, stand by for that news, due to be out very soon.

April 19 Last night of Hockey: There are only 5 weeks of hockey left.

May 3, 2016 Board of Directors Meeting: The Windsor Tomcats will be holding their year end Board of Directors meeting on Tuesday May 3, 2016.  Any or all Tomcats are invited to attend the meeting.  The meeting will be held at Stevo’s house and the start time would be at 6:30p.m.

Kapusta Open: The Turk is organizing a golf event and the proceeds go to the St. Vladimir’s Building Fund. (you know it better as the Kapusta Kow) The event is on June 11, it is at Ambassador (which costs &75-80 just to play golf there)  In the Kapusta Open you get golf, a cart, hot dog and drink at the turn, dinner and door prizes.  The cost is only $110. The hall has been great to us for over 27 years….consider playing in this year’s tournament.  See the Turk for more details.

New York City Rockets ?
Dallas Cowboys Cheer Leaders ?
Great Windsor Tomcat Pumpkins …

Purples Good Bye Party: Saturday March 26, Free admission. Bring the significant other!!! Please consider supporting Purples.

Tomcat Golf Outing: Keep June 17 marked off in your calendar as that is the date of the Tomcat golf tournament, affectionately known as the ‘Pantalon de Neige’ Cup.  Snowpants is very close to providing everyone with detailed details in regards to the event(Place, time, cost etc) so mark off your calendar and stay by your computer for important emails from the Pantalon de Neige himself, Snowpants.

Whilst you are thinking about Lovie’s NHL Hockey Playoff pool and the last night of hockey being April 19 and about May 3 and June 11and June 17 and thinking to yourself ‘is it not fucking awesome being a Tomcat’ do you think I could put my Harry Ballsonue.