The Troops Did Not Return by Harry Ballsonue
“Few people die of love. But many of lovelessness”
Jose Narosky
After a nine day lay off from ball hockey some Windsor Tomcats were raring to go…but text after text came in and at the end of it all, the Tomcats had to cancel the night of hockey.
“I don’t recall, ever, ever having to do that”. indicated Stevo, with large crocodile tears in his eyes, “maybe it is time to fold the whole operation down”. He concluded.
It is a well known fact that Tomcats attendance drops off after the tournament, so maybe, the Tournament will actually be the last night of hockey for the year.
If you are keeping Stats, the Tomcats have 3 goalies on staff: Razor, Falcon, the Danish
19 full time Tomcats, Sparky, Cribzie, Turk, Hollywood, Chico, Doc, Chevy, Spinner, Sunny, Soupy, Hurricane, Matador, Snowpants, Jingles, Lovie, Beep, Stevo, Kamikaze and Tunzie
They have 3 quazi part time players, Bulldog, Killer, La Bamba
Tomcats have 1, Less then part time, May Day
Tomcats have 4 Part Time, Part Time: Green Giant, Sheep Dog, El Choppo, Shack
Tomcats have 4 players on Injured Reserve, The Rake, Skippy, Rocky, Spanky
“I think it is time to review the entire process. ” indicated Sparky.
One Tomcat that hopes Tomcat Hockey will continue is Ogie, he is raring to go April 12 and 19, “Geez willikurs, I hope they don’t cancel the rest of the season, I was planning on coming out April 12 and 19”, a weepy Ogie indicated.
Ogie and some of the boys enjoy a drink after the game and before heading into the Dom Polski to celebrate the end of another fantastic Tomcat season.
“I will need to look at the entire situation, but it is very possible that we will be shutting the rest of the year down, if guys can’t come out then no use keeping it going, guys don’t show up after the tournament anyway, so…..well……maybe we can look at September and see if it is worth starting it up, if not, maybe we are done…. it sure would have been nice to have a final ceremony or something”. Stated Stevo.
While you are sitting there, thinking, maybe I should have come out, do you think I could put my Harry Ballsonue YOU!
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