Windsor Tomcats

3 More Sleeps By Harry Ballsonue

“Calculus and Booze don’t mix, don’t drink and Derive”

Teams.

Black Knights Falcon, Spinner, Kamikaze, Matador, Soupy , Jingles, Sheep Dog and Stevo

White Lightning Razor, Beep, Shack, Green Giant, Hollywood, Snowpants and the Turk (Killer was suppose to be on this team but did not show up)

Wednesday, Thursday and Friday and then the tournament, Two teams playing the week before the tournament, you would think everyone would want to get into pre tournament shape, but no, some at home doing Pilates, some at home resting.

Tuesday night Hockey was full of fun and hit goal posts and the Green Giant picking the top corners, “Save those for Saturday” Stated Matador.

The White Lightning too the first game 7-5 and the second game ended up being a tie 9-9.

With only three more sleeps remaining, the boys are raring to go. “I really can’t wait to get the show on the road”, stated a cool calm and collective Falcon.

TOURNAMENT

Things you need to know,

It starts at 8:30 this Saturday morning.

Cost is $25 to be paid to your Captain.

Captains, you are to buy a round of drinks at Purples for your team

Pizza will arrive at Purples at 4, pay the Turk $10

Tournament is for fun, I asked around and not one NHL Scout will be in attendance.

Tournament is for fun, I asked around and not one AHL Scout will be in attendance.

Tournament is for fun, I asked around and not one ECHL Scout will be in attendance.

For those wishing to attend Franca’s “Celebration of Life” On March 5, dinner is at 5:30 …and Mirella and Jerry are collecting $15 from each person in order to give it to “Transition to Betterness” .

Also ….some related Tomcat news …Ghost Crossing is apparently going to play at the “Good Bye Purples” party set for Saturday March 26 …all Tomcats are encouraged to attend the party and say good bye to Mirella and Jerry.  They have been incredible hosts to the Tomcats And it would be nice to give them a ‘Tomcat Spirit’ send off …..also fellow Tomcat brothers and sister are playing …Eel (drums) Axe (guitar) Snake Bite (Guitar and Vocals) The Toad (vocals) and Coyote (Bass)…I’m sure Ghost Crossing would appreciate a great crowd cheering them on and well if some boobies are shown during the show to the band….I’m sure they will take it all in,  Ghost Crossing stride so please consider coming out on the 26th.

Killer was suppose to be there but never showed up, Stevo is getting tired of the ‘no shows’ and was a bit steamed about it but offered no comment.

Razor gets honourable mention as he brought a 15 pack of OV, “Just because”. “What a super great guy Razor is”, stated Sheep Dog.

In proper Journalistic Fashion, I wish to bring your attention to the next article, just below mine for a read on the ‘prediction’ of how the tournament will go.  Yurri has some  interesting notions…and predictions, so enjoy.

June 17 is the Tomcat golf outing……Snowpants just starting to look into places, times, costs, but the date is set.

As you are checking out this fine golfer, do you think I could put my Harry Ballsonue.