Windsor Tomcats

Tomcat Family Night By Harry Ballsonue

“If you want to know what a man thinks, don’t ask him, watch him”

Nortrop Fryso

Teams

All In the Family Razor, Turk, Chevy, Stevo, Sunny, Shack and Catfish

Modern Family Falcon, Lovie, Sparky, Spinner, La Bamba, Jingles and Snowpants

Tomcat Family Night had the Tomcats playing some good old fashion two team hockey and then eating some pizza on stage after as a Family.  “Great idea having pizza tonight”, stated an ecstatic Snowpants.

Spinner was on fire with 8 goals on the night.  “I felt great out there tonight, I feel I am in a groove, I have made some adjustments to my stick and this has helped me with goal production”. Stated s beaming Spinner.

The Modern Family team won, with scores of 6-5, and 8-4.  All in the Family won the last game 7-3.

Newcomer, Catfish came out to watch but was thrown into action as the numbers were low last night.  Catfish after his first game, “OK, I thought I was in pretty good shape, but getting up from your couch and going to the fridge is not enough, to prepare you for this, man this is a great work out tonight, the hockey is unreal, I can’t believe how quick the pace of the game is”. stated Catfish.

The Tomcats are not sold on the name Catfish and are holding a contest to name the new Partime/call up Tomcat.  Catfish is the new back up goalie (at least he is going to try it out)  He will be on a ‘call up’ basis only, if/when the Tomcats run into goal-tending shortages. He is not to play out, he is a goalie.

However…….A rookie mistake may have cost the Catfish another call up, as he took a dump in the Turk’s private dressing room. Wiley veteran Turk had a word with the youngster and told him never ever, ever, never to drop a deuce in his private dressing room again, “If he is ever allowed back, I let him know not to pinch a loaf in my dressing room ever again” and angry and disturbed Turk stated.

Presently named Catfish ….but Tomcats looking to you to name the newest Tomcat ….submit your name to Stevo …

Some nick name Ideas being bantered around, Van Dyke (Due to his beard style which is called a Van Dyke) Van Gough for his look. Slipknot (for his love of heavy metal music),  KItch cuz he is originally from Kitchener.  Tomcats will give one free night of hockey to who ever picks the best name.  Other points about Catfish that could help select his name. He went to a high school in Kitchener and they were called the Trojans, he uses the Trojan condom when having Sexual intercourse, 6 times a week and he played Lacrosse for the Kitchener Braves.

Get your ideas into Stevo via text.

Doc and Kamikaze working on a Tomcat Baby Carrier, “we figure some of the new Tomcats will be having children soon and thought this might be a great way to welcome them into the world as a Tomcat”, stated Doc.

“Lady Katie models the new Tomcat Baby Carrier”.

THANK YOU

Turk was to bring a 12 pack but brought out a 24.  Shack brought 6 beers ‘just because’.  Great Tomcat Spirit.

Thanks to those that helped with the moving of the empties from the Tomcat room.  Sparky and the entire Tomcat organization thank you for participating.

Hey, and while you are checking out the photo of Catfish and thinking I can come up with a better name then that, do you think I could put my Harry Ballsonue.