Christmas Comes Early for 2 by Harry Ballsonue
“Now Dasher ! Now Dancer ! Now, Prancer and Vixen! On, Comet, on Cupid, on Donner and Blitzen!
To the top of the porch! To the top of the wall! Now Dash away!
Dash away! Dash away all! “
Clement Clarke Moore
Teams
Sunny Sleighs Sunny, Shack, Tunzie, Matador, Sparky, Stevo, Spinner, Kamikaze and Jingles
Lovie Mistletoe Lovie, Razor, Beep, Hurricane, Soupy, Sheepdog, Chevy and Killer
Hockey was was action packed with the Lovie Mistletoe taking both games 9-7, and 7-6. Shout outs need to go out to Razor who played outstanding, to the grinders, Sheep Dog and Killer who notched a pile of goals and to the Matador, you snapped a few that made the mesh move.
One injury to speak of, was that Shack went down and was escorted off the ice, his injury is listed as a lower body injury and he is listed day to day. “If he had to play tomorrow, he probably could not play, but we are optimistic and will keep and eye on him and we hope to see him in the new year.” Coach Sea Lion indicated
Christmas Party afterwards at the Tomcat Club was a great deal of fun and everyone was all a smile, when the Tomcats Forever song was belted it out (YES !!! with hand gestures)
Hurricane with Coach Sea Lion
Great job by the Minister’s of Pizza The Turk and Zaba. The boys devoured the pizza like there was no tomorrow. “I noticed some tomatoes on one of the pizza’s” stated Lovie and then asked, “Is that something that is allowed”?
Seems like the Tomcats always know how to have fun.
Tomcats …Small, Medium and Large
Christmas came early for Tunzie and Kamikaze as they were given full time positions. “I got to tell you” (with large tears flowing down his cheeks) “This is the greatest day of my life”, said Kamikaze
Tunzie was speechless, all he could do when it was announced that he was now a full time Tomcat, was hug the Matador, they hugged for what seemed like 25 minutes and then smoked from their hookah pipe. There will be more reports/information on the two of them getting announced as full timers in the February Issue of the St Felix, (Due out January 1…..only 17 days away) but it is believed to be due to Several Tomcats in limbo and with Bear Cat retiring and Junior leaving in a huff, that some room has been opened for additions to the Tomcat roster. Who will be next? Sheep Dog, Flintstone, Shack, The Danish, Green Giant ?
Two latest full time Tomcats ….Tunzie and the Kamikaze
“Every Moment Is A Teachable Moment”
Stevo
A wife in Edmonton stabbed her husband 40 times after tying him up. He (Husband) was convinced he was being tied up for a sexual purpose, The positive thing about the event is that he did not have his dick severed.
Please have this be a moment of learning Tomcats, always ALWAYS have one hand free!
Sunny and Lovie were announced once again as the new assistant captains, who would go along with Hollywood and Sparky.
Newly named assistant captains for the Tomcat…Sunny and Lovie
Rocky gets mention as he brought a bottle of Crown Royal…..’Just Because’ he said. The boys will work on it in the new year!
Week five is alive with Rex Albert’s tee shirts.
This week he brings you Candice.
Hockey starts back up January 12, 2016, have a great few weeks off everyone.
To the Players, and Coaches and Managers and fans and to everyone in the Tomcat Nation, Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, Tomcats Forever…Let’s have a Beer!
Do you think, while you are saying to yourself ‘now Prancer and Vixen and Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen’ that I could, this happy festive holiday season, put my Harry Ballsonue’.
Windsor Tomcats 