By Harry Ballsonue
“Lovers’ quarrels are the renewal of love”.
Terence (playwright)
TEAMS:
Cribzie Comets; Cribzie, Sunny, Chevy, Stevo, Razor, Soupy and Doc
Spinner Tornadoes: Spinner, Green Giant, Chico, Snowpants, Sparky, Falcon and Killer
Hollywood Gila Monsters: Hollywood, Lovie, Tunzie, Jingles, The Turk, Kamikaze and Shack
Before I start talking about hockey, I wish to tell you one thing, I was pretty excited when my new girlfriend sent me a text message claiming that she loves anal. Dyslexic bitch, it turns out that she loves Alan, my best friend……
Hockey was very good in week seven. no issues, if you were not in the lineup, maybe it is you that is the problem? Hmmmm.
The Turk blocked about 100 shots, how does he do it. Stellar work on the Turk’s part….and he does it every week!
The three goalies were outstanding and deserver credit and mention, they show up each week and work hard in the net. Great work Falcon, Shack and Razor. Tomcats have the top three goalies in the league, Razor, Shack and Falcon.
Top three Goalies in the league …and all three are in Tomcat organization
Three star selection as selected by La Bamba, 3rd star Sunny for walking into the Kapusta Kow and going on the floor to set up. Second star, the Green Giant for checking the web site to see if he was in the line up and playing and the first star, Razor, for printing off a copy of the St. Felix and walking it over to Mrs. Snowpants to show her….Good work on all three stars this week.
Razor …old school jacket
Jingles is looking at ordering new Tomcat gym bags, they are bigger and will have your number and Tomcat Logo or patch sewed on. Cost is around $65.
Jingles looking to see some bags …Sparky shows his bag .
Ghost Crossing is playing at a function this Saturday, November 7 …and Tomcats very own Hollywood is organizing, there is a media night this Thursday and I will be going and trying to get close to the band. I know you are thinking ‘he’s a sports reporting guy’, that is true, but I love music and I love Ghost Crossing, so I hope to use my media pass to get in and mingle with the band. I will try to snap some photos and report back. The November 7 function is sold out and I’m doubting my media pass will work that night.
One thing that Hollywood and Stevo are asking…if you are not able to come out Saturday and buy a Ghost Crossing Concert Tee…then please consider buying one at hockey on Tuesday November 10. “How many tee shirts can I have”??
I think Ghost Crossing have been very generous in providing you with FREE shirts over the years, you can buy one from them now. (Some of the proceeds of the tee shirt sales go to the benefit that Hollywood is organizing) I am sure Stevo and Hollywood would greatly appreciate it. Only $15. Maybe look at it this way….all the stuff Stevo has done for the Tomcats and for you over the years…..and now he is asking that you buy a tee shirt…it is a small price to pay.
In other news, medical in nature, I went to the doctor’s office the other day and found out that my new doctor is a young female and drop dead gorgeous. I was embarrassed, but she said, “Don’t worry, I am a professional – I’ve seen it all before. Just tell me what’s wrong and I’ll check it out. I said, “My wife thinks my dick tastes funny.”
Last comment about hockey, with about ten seconds left, in the final game, the Spinner Tornadoes were down 5-0, they did not pull the goalie but instead the two spares jumped on, for 6 attackers. So Spinner’s team has a goalie and six players out on the floor, now that was funny and good ole fun at the Kapusta Kow. Love to see that kind of ‘funny stuff’ and no monkey business. Fun is what Tuesday hockey is all about. Whoever thought of doing that….good for you….you should be mentioned as a star!
Hey, whilst you are chuckling over the Dyslexic joke, do you think I can put my Harry Ballsonue.
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