Week Six, Needs No Fix by Harry Ballsonue
“My wife said that she was leaving me because I always exaggerate. I was so shocked I almost tripped over my Penis”
Teams:
Doc Arabians: Doc Team Captain, Hollywood, Razor, Soupy, Jingles, Green Giant, Sparky
Kamikaze Mustangs: Kamikaze Team Captain , Falcon, Cribzie, Beep, Chevy, Snowpants
Chico Aztecs: Chico Team Captain, Sheep Dog, Tunzie, Shack, Spinner, Stevo
Great night of hockey, oh my God….it was very very very good. No silly bugger stuff, no wacking, no hacking. Just a great night, love to see that, please keep it up. Even Stevo said after hockey to the boys on stage, “great night of hockey boys, love to see that”.
All goalies played great, but, man oh man, was Razor on!
Best Hair on Tomcats ….
Two sweet hearts, great guys, but wait, there is more as far as great hair goes,
The three star selection, best hair: (as selected by La Bamba)
Three star selection for Tomcat Hair …3) Green Giant 2) Jingles 1) Doc
Sheep Dog made his season debut and notched a few goals and got his toque.
I’m so Pretty …someone got a new toque !
Cabaret that Hollywood is organizing is 95% sold out, if you want to go and you did not buy a ticket, maybe try Kijiji.
Ghost Crossing playing, do you really want to miss that?
Overall a fantastic night of hockey, if you were not there, you missed it, hey maybe you are the problem!
A guy is watching a film with creepy organ music on the TV and suddenly yells,
“Don’t enter that church, you damn fool !!!”
His wife asks him, “What are you watching?”
Husband replies, “Our wedding video.”
Hey, fantastic night of hockey, love to see that, but do you think, when you are toweling yourself down from the sweat of the game, I can put my Harry Ballsonue.
Windsor Tomcats 