Windsor Tomcats

During my prostate exam I asked the doctor, “Where should I put my pants?”“Over there by mine,” was not the answer I was looking for. BY HEYWOOD JEWBLOWMEE

Before a season begins, many things need to happen, first the Kapusta Kow needs to be cleaned up and become ready for the Tomcats. Since the last time the floors were cleaned by Kapusta Kow personnel was 1977, the Tomcats decided to step in and clean up the floors on stage, the bathrooms and the playing surface. Also the metal on the side walls were screwed back into place, as seen here with Lovie doing the trick.

Lovie on his hands and knees….is there really a caption needed for this ?

Thanks to Doc leading the charge, He, the Kamikaze, Lovie and the Green Giant got the job done. “It was quite a bit of work, but I am so glad we did it,the place looks a great deal better”, a beaming Doc indicated. Thanks guys, that is the Tomcat Spirit!

Doc cleaning The Turks dressing toilet out …..

Doc not only washed the playing surface floor, but the washroom area where the Turk has hung his jock strap for 28 years as a Tomcat and for 20 years before that as a member of the Ukrainian Hall. “I can tell you they did a great job, Panne Snactchkowsky and Panee Vaginovska would be proud of the work done here” The Turk had indicated.

Kamikaze using the vacuum to clean up dust balls that still are on the floor from 1977

Kamikaze, used a KLR Super Shop Vac to get some of the dust off the floor., “Let me tell you here and now, you needed a super industrial vacuum to get the dust up, it has been here since Trudeau was the Prime Minister”, stated Kamikaze

The Green Giant handy with a mop or hockey stick ….he can do it all …

The Green Giant, a part time player, but, with moves like this on the floor, with the Mop could be moved ahead of some regular Tomcats, did the Kapusta Kow Floor Proud,with a mopping job out of this world. “I just love the Tomcats, I would do anything for the Tomcats, ….yes anything.” a grizzly Green Giant indicated.

Fantastic job, you deserve the credit for doing that for your brother Tomcats!

In Other News…..Some of the Tomcats, along with head Coach Sea Lion, and Building Maintainance Director Sandy Beach, European Head Scout Toronto Doc and the Vice President of Hockey Operations the Bundura attended the Training Camp portion in Battle Creek Michigan, and they played golf at a beuatiful course called Yarrow. here you can see the guys, in all their glory. “I tell you, I have gone for many years, but I have never laughed as much as I have laughed this year, ” Indicated Cribzie, then added “and down goes Frazier”.

Windsor Tomcat training camp opened in Battle Creek Michigan, here a number of Tomcats took in Yarrow…that will soon close to be a drug rehab Center ….lets hope no Tomcats need to attend there any time soon.

“It is always a great time, but this year, we had the best guys we have ever gone down with”. Stated long time attendee The Bundura. “I love it, it was a fantastic time, I recommend it to anyone who likes to have a beer, loves to laugh and laugh and likes to golf. Beg your wife to go, it is well worth it.” indicated La Bamba.

With Battle Creek done, and the floor all polished up, and the first night of hockey over with, the hockey season has begun.

Tomcats Forever!
 
Heywood Jewbloowme