By Harry Ballsonue
“There is only one good, Knowledge, and one evil, Ignorance”
Socrates
Teams:
Matador Greens Matador as the Captain, Chevy, Snowpants, Chico. Hurricane, Hollywood and Razor
Tunzie Fairways Tunize as the Captain, Beep, Flintstone, Green Giant, Jingles, Killer, Kamikaze and the Shack
Rocky Rough Rocky as the Captain, Sunny, Soupy, Stevo, Falcon, The Turk and Doc
The Kapusta Kow was warm and the play was hot.
Three Star selection, as selected by La Bamba, the third star # 39 Chico, the second star #15 Flintstone and the first star, # 30 the Falcon.
Solids by Hurricane, as he was to bring a 12 but brought 24 beers. Also, the Turk, fined himself and brought a 12 for calling in late last week! Both of these Tomcats have 26 years with the Tomcats and solids they are performing…put’er there boys!
It should also be mentioned, that Stevo, reached into the cooler before the tournament was over and handed out beers to the Rocky Rough teammates, meaning that he was been fined a case of beer. This case of beer is to be paid on the first night of hockey in September.
The Bundura, had indicated that he would be coming to the Draft and even inquired what kind of alcohol to bring. It was suggested that Rye would be a great idea (and to bring coke a cola too and the Tomcats would supply cups). Interestingly enough, he never showed!
Winner of Regular NHL Hockey Pool
Congats to Soupy for winning the pool.
Second place tie, Chico and the Sea Lion.
Third Sheep Dog…other notables…..Sparky, Razor, Lovie, Matador and then Stevo (And Stevo is the President of the Tomcats???)
Just as the playoffs are starting, Coach Sea Lion and a few of the Tomcats went to Kentucky on a four day golf trip. They are looking at doing it again next year, if that is something that you think you would like to do next year, let the Sea Lion know. “The courses were beautiful, the trip was a great deal of fun. The Bourbon and Pepsi’s were tasty, so If you love to golf, this trip is for you”, Sea Lion.
Sea Lion organized 4 great days of golf in Kentucky.
The boys loved the courses …the weather and
Even took out some time to enjoy some Bourbon !
Cribzie stands at the tee box of the signature hole
Of a course called ‘Old Silo’……get your eyes off the handsome and dreamy Cribzie and check out the Silo !
April 21 Mini
Don’t forget. last night of hockey is on April 21 and a mini (or a maxi FOUR TEAMS ) could be played on that day. Stevo did take a head count, to see who was in ‘for sure-for sure’, but if you were not there and you plan to play the please text Stevo and let him know, “Hey, I’m in for the 21s of April”. There is some planning that has to go into it, so a headcount is required.
Playing: Bearcat (If a fourth goalie is needed) Shack, (Playing out) Stevo, Flintstone, Snowpants, Turk, Soupy, Matador, Beep, Green Giant, Hurricane, Chevy, Tunzie, Razor, Jingles, Falcon, Skippy, Cribzie, Sheep Dog, Crow and Doc
Out: Chico, Killer, La Bamba, Rocky
Possible Players: Sol, Big Ned
NHL Playoff Pool
Lovie the Minister of the Interior and Hockey Pools, came through and did a fantastic job in organizing the NHL Play Off Hockey Pool, predicted to finish first….Hurricane, with a strong selection of players, number two, Tunzie and the third place finish will go to Lovie.
Board of Directors Meeting……you are invited!
The Board of Directors, once again this year, are opening the meeting up to ALL Windsor Tomcats, full time and part time. Only stipulation is that you let Stevo know that you are going to go (Food and Beverages are provided) so that he can plan accordingly. The meeting takes place at his house….at 6pm Sharp on Tuesday May 5, 2015. If you want to attend and listen in or give your two cents worth on the season and hear what the Board has to say or listen to the Financial Perspective, then let Stevo know.
Tomcat Golf May 29 10 a.m. start.
If you have not already spoken to the Minister, of Fireworks, Golf and Shenanigans, Snowpants…please consider doing so, the cost is only $38. for golf with a cart and the celebration is to be held right there at Fox Glen. The ‘all you can eat perch’, is the way you want to go after…yum yum…..See Snowpants today, don’t delay! Golf Hotline 519.977.4929 (Text today).
Young Tomcats in the Hood
‘Sol, wanted to make an impression on the Tomcats and started up a Charity called, ‘Kids doing for Kids’….he got Big Mac his first ever hockey stick. “I know my Dad (Doc) is the best Tomcat ever to play for the Tomcats, He tells me this all the time, he says ‘Beep Shmeep’ and Sunny Bunny, I leave them in my tracks….I hope to be as good as him one day” indicated Big Mac.
Sol ( Sunny’s Kid ) got a stick done up for Big Mac ( Doc’s boy ) Sol …a first round pick is doing work in community helping kids ….Sol will get to play on April 21 .
Whilst, you are studying the Socrates phrase and pondering some other quotes that you might know from Pythagoras, or Muhammad, would you mind if I put my Harry Ballsonue?
Windsor Tomcats 