By Harry Ballsonue “Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.” Douglas Adams Teams: Tunzie Terminators Captain Tunzie, Falcon, Rocky, Chevy, Sparky, Snowpants, Kamikaze, Beep and Chico Cribzie Skynets Captain Cribzie, Shack, Spinner, The Matador, Green Giant, Stevo, Killer, Soupy and the Hurricane
Sparky, Chico, The Falcon, Tunzie, Chevy, Snowpants, Beep, Rocky and Kamikaze
Killer, Hurricane, The Green Giant, The Matador, Cribzie, Soupy, Stevo, Spinner and Shack
2 teams and Junior you would have loved it! Hockey was most excellent. Intense, with some pugnacity, truculence and a small dose of belligerence. Both teams looked equal on paper, but the zig zagging Snowpants and dancing bear Chevy put on a show of NHL preportions. Both Snowpants and Chevy captured the hearts of the Tunzie Terminator fans, notching goal after goal after goal. Solid goaltending on the Terminators side also lead them to taking the first game 8-4 and the second game 5 to 3. Now don’t get me wrong, just because Shack let in 13 goals does not mean he was out of sinc. On the contrary, he was great, but the Terminators seemed to be able to find the back of the net on a number of occasions. The lone shining star on the Skynets was the Green Giant. He notched 6 of the 7 goals that the Skynets scored. There was no Three star selection, but if there was, La Bamba, would have been awarding them this way: the 3rd star, # 77 The Green Giant , the second star # 55 Snowpants and the first star, # 26 Chevy.
According to the Tomcats roster, Snowpants is 5’11″…that must make The Green Giant 6’10”
Still no HARD count, has been made for the April 21 night, (Last night of hockey) the thinking is, that if a Maxi is to be played on the 21st, then the Tomcats will go with next year’s tournament Captains, the Matador, Tunzie, Beep and Soupy. Stand by for that! Sometimes past Tomcats will appear in the news, and the Tomcat Web Site and the St. Felix will comb through the available information and post it here on t e web site. Example, Fuzzy, to become lead singer of the Blow Fish, leaving Hootie behind. Bucko, to have his own clothing line and Crispy a one time franchise player of the Tomcats……
ex Windsor Tomcat is making news ….he was triple crown winner this year…..”best looking in black under armour shirt”…” Most handsome Tomcat ever ” ( sorry Jingles & Rocky) and “Pretty damn good hockey player “. Crispy will be joining fellow Tomcats in the Tomcat golf tournament once again this year !
April 21 Mini Don’t forget the out door game is cancelled, but a mini (or a maxi FOUR TEAMS ) could be played on that day, April 21. If you know already that you are in, please text Stevo and let him know, “Hey Stevo, I’m in for the 21s of April”. There is some planning that has to go into it, so a headcount is required. NHL Playoff Pool April 14, (next weeks hockey) Lovie the Minister of the Interior and Hockey Pools, will be stepping up with the NHL Playoff Pool. Cost is $11 and he will be supplying everything. Draft sheets, player lists and nice pens that you can re-gift for Mothers Day. Tomcat Golf May 29 10 a.m. start. If you have not already spoken to the Minister of Fireworks, Golf and Shinanigans, Snowpants…please consider doing so, the cost is only $38. for golf with a cart and the celebration is to be held right there at Fox Glen. The ‘all you can eat perch’, is the way you want to go …yum yum…..See Snowpants today, don’t delay! Golf Hotline 519.977.4929 (Text today) Board of Directors Meeting The Board of Directors are once again, opening the year end Board of Directors meeting to all members (full and part time). The meeting will be held at Stevo’s place on May 5, and the meeting will start at 6pm sharp if you are planning on attending, please let Stevo know, so that the proper amount of food and beer can be on hand. Basically, DON’T JUST SHOW UP, let Stevo know if you are going to go to the meeting. Hey, whilst you are trying to figure out why the names, of the Terminators and the Skynets are all about, (Arnold Schwarzenegger Terminator theme…FYI), do you think I could put my Harry Ballsonue?
Windsor Tomcats 