By Harry Ballsonue
“Life is like a Penis, – simple, relaxed and hanging free…..it’s woman who make it hard”
Profound Phulosphical Statement on Life, Author Unknown
Teams
Spinner Enterprise Spinner Captain, Sunny, Shack, Cribzie. May Day, Kamikaze and Hollywood
Stevo’s Deep Space 9 Stevo Captain, Beep, Soupy, Jingles, Tunzie, Rake and Razor
Snowpants Next Generation Snowpants Captain, Sparky, Rocky, Doc. Turk, Sheep Dog and the Falcon
After some close battles, it was the Spinner Enterprise that took the night of hockey in the mini. “I thought we played well and we got solid goaltending when we needed it.” Indicated Spinner the team Captain.
Super solid by Sunny for brining 14 Yuengling ‘just because’ and interestingly enough, it was the first beer to go.
Sheep Dog stepped up and did the Minster of Beverages job, loading up the cooler and bringing in the ice as Doc was a tich late and The Matador was off for the night.
Fine Cases’ were brought by Razor 24 and Snowpants 6.
I speaking of fines, Bearcat was to play last night but never showed up and has been fined 12 the next time he comes to hockey. “It was my fault totally for not attending….not sure what I was thinking. I will gladly pay my fine’. a sad Bearcat had stated.
The Three star selection as Selected by La Bamba, the 3rd star, #20 Sheepdog, the second star, #17 Sunny and the first star, the net minder for the Spinner Enterprise, # 32 Hollywood.
“I scored a goal tonight and I hope to score again tonight” he had texted the Stomper, maybe more to that story, in a future article called ‘Stardust’.
Super solids to Soupy and Shack for buying a round at Purples after the festivities ended at the Kapusta Kow Palace, well done boys, but you don’t need to do that….but very very nice of you.
Next week of hockey is the last week of hockey, before the big tournament. Anyone who has not played this year will be given full consideration to be in the line up….please look over ‘What the Tomcats think they know,” When it comes out to see if your name is in the line up to play.
Captains for next week, will be the Matador, Tunzie and Beep.
Hey, while you are searching the cooler for another Yuengling, do you think I could put my Harry Ballsonue.
Windsor Tomcats 