by Harry Ballsonue
“I just wish I had more time to seek out the dark forces of evil and join them on thier hellish crusade” Morticia Addams
Teams
The Kings Falcon, Stevo, Rocky, Flintstone,, Spinner, Jingles, Hicksee and Shack
The Bishops Razor, Snowpants, Sunny, Cribzie, Hollywood, Doc,
The Jesters Skippy, Tunzie, Matador, Soupy, Chico, Turk, The Green Giant and The Rake
It was an interesting start to the night, when Rocky flanked by the Board of Directors, gave out the instructions for continued rough play. The rule is simple, keep it clean out there…if the play is too rough you will be spoken to by the Discipline officer, The Rake…if you get a second warning, you will be suspended for three weeks…if rough play continues, then you will be asked to leave. Money will not be cheerfully refunded. Rocky did a great job delivering the message, some thought that if Stevo delivered it, it would be gruff. Rocky did a great job and the games were great!
Kudos goes out to Hicksee for bringing a bottle of Forty Creek and sharing with the boys…apparently his wife Hickey’s idea! Another angel amongst the Tomcats!
Three Star Selection as Selected by La Bamba 3rd star, #19, Stevo, second star # 13 Flintstone and the first start,. #29 Razor
Tunzie paid his fine of a case of beer for throwing his stick, brought a beautiful case of Budweiser 24/.
Draft for the tournament was held, and here are the Teams:
Doc’s Devils: Shack, Soupy, Spinner, Crow, Rocky, Hicksee, Skippy and Killer
The Kamikaze Kanucks: Tunzie, Sunny, Sparky, Chico, Hurricane, La Bamba, the Green Giant, Bearcat
Sheep Dog Pound: Snowpants, Cribzie, Flintstone, Lovie, Junior, Bulldog, Beep, Razor
Land of the Rakes: Jingles., Falcon, Stevo, Eagle, Hollywood, Chevy, Zaba and Mayday
All four teams look solid, I can’t predict one team to win over another…it should be a very good tournament and the four Captains, did a great job selecting their teams this year. Unfortunate news that came out at the end of the day was that the Matador could not attend the tournament.
Kamikaze does a supper solid by bringing 24 of Coors Light…way to go Kamikaze.
Kamikaze, also brought out a friend to play last night and his nick name was given as the Green Giant. Great work out there last night Green Giant.
It should be noted that the Kings needed to win by two goals, as they played their final game against the Jesters. During the second intermission, Hicksee said, “C’mon Stevo, score two goals for me, it’s my birthday.” Stevo thought it was a great task, but he went out and tried his best, scoring two goals for Hickseee. The Kings won the Mini.
Thanks go out to Sea Lion for reffing the MIni, thank you sea Lion!!
While you are on stage, reviewing the four teams for the tournament, do you think I could put my hairy balls on you?




