Windsor Tomcats

By Harry Ballsonue

First of all you should know, there is no rooster in this story…but I needed a word that would rhyme with Booster. No Tomcat is nicknamed Rooster or Brewster, but maybe that is something to think about…

We have a Falcon, an Eagle, a Crow….why not a rooster….

Hope everyone had a Merry Christmas and that 2015 has started miraculously. Quiet on the Tomcat Front, except for a few items………

Tomcats also wanted to acknowledge the President of the Tomcat Booster Club, Ms. Melanie. Ms. Melanie, was presented with the beautiful Beer Koozies in appreciation of her hard and diligent work over the years. “I must say, I am a big fan of the Tomcats. but my favourite is the Falcon”. Ms. Melanie indicated.

President Stevo presenting a gift to the Tomcat Booster Club President Ms. Melanie ….her 20 years of hard work And dedication to the Tomcats has not gone un-noticed !

The Tomcats washed/mopped the stage floor and the Kapusta Kow Floor….it was felt that the floor was getting to gritty and needed a good cleaning. “It was Doc, Kamikaze, Jingles, Hollywood and I that thought up the idea”, indicated an enthusiastic Soupy, “So we set a date and showed up, well except for Doc, Kamikaze, and Jingles, but Hollywood and I mopped and cleaned  the floors”. and concluded. The floors look super clean now, the press was allowed to go in and see the finishing touches.

Soupy lends a hand with dirty floors by helping Mop up stage and the Kapusta Kow Palace floor …”I want it to be a better world out there for everyone “, Soupy said.

“In all my years of playing here, I am yet to see a greater bunch of guys, who are so dedicated and willing to assist”, stated The Rake “Well done boys, well done”. Rake concluded, with a slight tear in his left eye.

Hollywood mopping up Kapusta Kow Floor ….” The floors have not been cleaned since the Bishop was here in 1988 “, Hollywood indicated.

A secret Board of Directors meeting was held on Saturday January 3, this is not the norm, I am told and the Board of Directors met to discuss a number of issues.  Most were hush-hush but one Board of Director who asked for anonymity ,”Just don’t print my name, but, being an old Tomcat from the early years now with a bad knee and a Captain of a team this year, I can tell you we met on the issue of Hacking and Wacking, The February Tournament and some other smaller items”, the wishing to remain anonymous Board of Director member indicated.  Details were not released, but it is my understanding that the Tomcats will know soon enough of the outcome of that meeting.

The season starts back up January 13.  The draft goes that night so, you may want to grab an extra beer that night on stage and stick around to see where you end up….Doc has the first pick and Crow is likely to go first. but there are offers by the Kamikaze for that draft pick of beer, Hookers, blow and a photo of Snowpants just wearing his thong. “I’m tempted” indicated Doc and added, “I’m tempted, but he is still going to have to sweeten the pot”.

Exciting times for the Tomcats in 2015….the secret meeting and the result of that meeting…..the upcoming draft…..January 13 start back up date and a new start up time of 6:30pm

Hey whilst you are admiring the clean floors, do you think I could put my Harry Ballsonue.

ANYTHING FOR TOMCATS…TOMCATS FOREVER!