By Harry Ballsonue
I will start you off with a quote from Joe Garagiola, “THAT SEASON, WE LOST OUR FIRST 9 GAMES AND THEN WENT INTO A SLUMP.”
The Black Knights: Soupy, Sunny, Spinner, Tunzie, Jingles, Killer, Rocky, Yuri and the Falcon
The White Jesters: Crow, Stevo, The Rake, Chevy, Hollywood, Doc, Snowpants, Hurricane and the Razor
Welcome back sport fans, good to be back covering the Tomcats, I was bored out of my mind, played Pebble Beach this summer and got on Augusta, sailed the Atlantic and back with two super models, and climbed the outer part of the CN Tower, using only elastics and silly putty…. boring….but now, here we are, Tomcat hockey. Great to see most of the Tomcats, The Falcon and the Razor did great in the heat.
Scores were 7-4 for the White Jesters and then 9-4 for the Black Knights. Two games, you would have thought it was mid season.
Notice anything different this year? Soupy made the teams, everyone pitched in, Stevo spoke to the Padre, asking forgiveness for all the sins he has committed.
You will also notice this year that the Tomcat Brass is a lot more aggressive in finding out if you are playing or not. Stevo does not seem to want to wait around till 5pm on the Tuesday, he is texting people I am told and asking, “Are you in for hockey’, some like Jingles never respond. (Says his phone is crap)
It was also Koozie night, with each member receiving Tomcat Koozie’s after paying their $40 bucks..
No three star selection, but honourable mention goes out to Tunzie for bringing out a 24 of MGD, just because. Tunzie was informed that that 2-4 got him 4 more weeks of hockey.
Crow, for no reason, brings a 15 of Bud Lite……and Sunny, 12 Rolling Rock….how great is that, and how great are these guys?
BREAKING NEWS: Killer wears ball hockey gloves for the first time in his 20 year career.
Killer sports some new kind of gloves…He insists they are ball hockey gloves but others are certain they are ladies field hockey gloves.
Killer and his new gloves get photo bombed by The Falcon!
Next week, our net minders are Falcon, Razor and Skippy and a mini is expected.
Bring your $40 bucks if you are a full timer……and you will be given your koozies to enjoy….
Whilst your holding your new Koozie and your fingers are not cold cuz you have your Koozie going on, can I put my Harry Ballsonue?
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