By Harry Ballsonue
“New technology just means something you will laugh at in five years …value the stuff you won’t laugh at, like Love….a song, the sky or being a Tomcat”…..Author Unknown
The Black Zombies : Rocky, Lovie, Soupy, Sinner, Sparky, Flintstone, Falcon,Doc and Spanky
The White Albinos : Cribizie, Tunes, Chevy, Stevo, JIngles, Sheep Dog, Razor, Rake and the Kamikaze
The Green Mutants : Matador, Crow, Snowpants, La Bamba, Chico, Hurricane, The Turk, Killer and Hollywood
St. Felix took care of the weather, made it cooler, so that no one could make an excuse and BBQ, instead they showed up in droves at the Kapusta Kow Palace. In fact, it was a record setting night, with 4 spares on three teams, that was the most, a Tuesday night ever held. “Where were all these people 25 years ago, when we played a goalie, three out and that was that. We waited for the door to open and another player to come in,” indicated the Turk, while holding back tears, and he added, “This is really something, all these guys, and great guys too,” Turk concluded, with large alligator tears in his eyes.
The three Captains were obviously ready to pick their teams, as the Green Mutants took the night but all the games were tight.
Cribzie at post game press conference indicated, “I thought we had a good team on paper but we played like the Toronto Maple Leafs.”
The three star selection as selected by La Bamba… 3rd star, # 22 Lovie, the second star, # 10 The Matador, and the first star on the night, #32, Hollywood. Who after being selected as first star asked that everyone not eat Russian salad dressing to protest what is still going on in Ukraine.
Tomcats provided some eats, with double smoked, double garlic kielbasa and different cheeses of the world. “So much for making love to my wife tonight, no way she is coming near me with this Garlic breath,” indicated second star Matador.
OUT DOOR GAME REMINDER The out door game slated for April 29 is at 6 pm. (Rink is rented for only two hours, 6-8pm) so please be there early, to get ready….ANY KIND of hockey stick can be used for this game, so bring your senior sticks. Hockey Gloves MUST be worn. There will be a short Tail Gate party after, then Pizza to be delivered for 9:15. Pay Zaba $10 for the pizza. Pay Chico $ 10 for the hockey.
NHL Regular Season HOCKEY pool winner was: The MATADOR..
$80 to first place, $40 to second place.
Final Standings:
Matty’s Marching Band 732
Crow’s Crawfish 728
Soupy’s Sliders 708
Hollywood’s Hooks 691
Hurricane’s Hamsters 677
Stevo’s Salamanders 676
Lovie’s Loogies 639
Mez’s Mittens 637
Falcon’s Flippers 626
Cribzie’s Crabz 582
Bubbles Baubles 551
Sparky’s Igniters 490
Special thank you and solids go out to Crow for bringing a bottle of Spiced Rum and a 12 pack of Strong Bow.
Special thanks also goes out to Sparky who brought out pens from the new union, Unicorn. Thanks Sparky for that! The pens were used, by 15 members of the Tomcats as the selected their NHL Playoff pool Draft. Good luck to all those team players that participated in the draft…..true team players.
A fine was levied against, Cirbzie, The Rake, Chevy, Stevo, Jingles, Sheep Dog, Razor, Tunes and the Kamikaze for drinking from the cooler prior to the end of the mini. “It was well worth the penalty of a case of beer” (To be paid first week of next year), stated Cribzie. “It was a great selection to have an early beer indicated the Rake, I will gladly contribute to the case next year!”
Everyone is reminded next week is the last week of Tomcat hockey at the Kapusta Kow Palace. The Tomcats plan to serve hot dogs at the end of the night.
Whilst you are checking out the hockey pool standings, do you think I could put my Harry Ballsonue?
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