Windsor Tomcats

By Harry Ballsonue

“Pray, forgive yourself, appreciate others, listen to your gut, do things you enjoy and remind yourself that we are all loved and connected, as Tomcats and at a higher level.”
Sandra Lumb, with a Tomcat twist

I really don’t know who won the tournament …I was told it was the Green Chevy’s but I don’t know, as the white board was never updated, Stevo said to me as he was walking to his car, at the end of the night, “Next week, I am doing nothing, I am not brining the cooler down, I am not writing on the white board, nothing, I am not even handing over the player list for a team to be selected.”

The Green Chevy’s : Chevy, Soupy, Cribzie, Falcon, Chico, Hurricane, Doc and the Kamikaze
The White Rocky’s: Rocky, Tunes, Spinner, Snowpants, Sparky, Flintstone, The Turk, the Rake and the Danish
The Black Sunny’s: Sunny, Lovie, Matador, Stevo, Razor, Hollywood, Killer, Skippy and Spanky

So, I am told Green won, but I don’t know by how much and what the scores were….

Spanky was presented with a ‘Property of the Windsor Tomcats” shirt for his dedication to the Tomcats years and years ago, when he named the Kapusta Kow Palace, the Palace of Kapusta Hills…the name got changed around (a tich) but Spanky gets credit for the name and it is intersting how no one ever calls the Hall by it’s correct name and that everyone calls it the Kapsuta Kow.

We have come a long way Baby….warm ups at the Kapusta Kow Palace …”It is a testament to this organization. Look at all the guys that are here…It’s beautiful out today and look at everyone…it almost makes you choke up,” stated the Falcon.

Stevo’s birthday is coming up and the boys purchased him a bottle of Spiced Rum (Brooozzer did the purchase) and Sunny presented the bottle to Stevo, who said, when he got the bootle, “Sorry for yelling at you guys.”  Stevo had pointed out an infraction that Soupy had committed on Killer (interference) and stated that, it was suppose to be a fun night and that no ‘rough hosuing’ was required.

The three star seleciton as selected by La Bamba, the third Star, # 81 Rocky, the second Star, # 55 Snowpants and the first star on the night, #18 Soupy.  Well deserved on all three stars, and all three palyed well on the night.

Cribzie blocked a shot with his eye socked unfortunatly and had to leave the game early, medical staff indicated the the eye was fine but that there would be a shiner for a few days.

Cribzie is considering wearing a mask as blocking shots with his face is just not working any longer.

There are still some (Matador) that have night signed up for the out door game, so please sing up if you know you are going to play (Hurricane we know you are still pending at this time).

PLEASE NOTE THAT THE OUT DOOR GAME STARS AT 6 PM AND GOES TILL 8 PM. THE COST IS TEN DOLLARS PAYABLE TO EITHER DOC OR CHICO. WE ARE STILL LOOKING FOR ‘OUTSIDE’ PLAYERS, SO PLEASE SIGN THEM UP NEXT WEEK, SO THAT DOC AND CHICO CAN ORGANZIE THE EVENT.  THE HOCKEY COSTS $10 AND THEN THERE IS PIZZA AFTER FOR $10.

The Tomcat NHL PLayoff Pool Draft will go on April 15 right after hockey, everyone is encouraged to participate.  The cost is $11 dollars.

The Tomcats are asking, due to the conflict in Ukraine, that no Tomcats, fans of Tomcats and anyone else in the world buy, purchase or recieve Russian Vodka. “It is riduculaus what Putin is doing, so let’s hurt them in the wallet and stop buying Russian Vodka,” and enthusiatic and devote Ukrainian Hollywood had stated.

Some big food plans are being set up for April 15 and Apirl 22 (last night of hockey) you do not want to miss it.

Crow is to be added into the lineup for the remainder of the season.  Some standing room only tickets were available at the Kapusta Kow Palace, but as soon as word came out that Crow would be inserted into the lineup, all the standing room tickets were sold out.  I am hearing Scalpers standing on the sidewalk of Tecumseh Road were being asked about tickets for the April 8 game and one scruffy looking scalper  said, “With Crow in the lineup, $500 for a pair of tickets for the April 8 game is not out of the question.”

Also being added is La Bamba.

“Tomcats will often use a player to sell merchandise. Check out page 69 of the Tomcats catalogue for the latest in hockey fashion. Wear what Tomcats wear…Wear what Ogie wears!”

Wilst you are seriously checking out the picture of Ogie, can I put my Harry Ballsonue?