“…I am currently rifling through all my Tomcat swag deciding on which white and dark to bring…
If Tomcat jerseys were shoes we would all be Imelda Marcos.”
Lovie……
By Harry Ballsonue
Black Sheep: Sheep Dog, Tunes, Jingles, Flintstone, Hurricane, Chevy and the Danish
White Mountain Goats: Mez, Falcon, Cribzie, Snowpants, Kamikaze, Hollywood and the Rake
The Green Yaks: Sparky, Lovie, Sunny, Matador, Stevo, The Turk and Bearcat
The Green Yaks take the Mini, with 7 Points, solid Captaining by Sparky for picking his team, “It was interesting how the process worked, I was ecstatic with the team selected, and with us getting 7 points and winning the MIni, I think you can understand why”, a beaming Sparky said.
Hockey was very good and a special thank you goes out to Danish, who on last minute notice, filled in for Razor.
The Danish watches end to end action …when asked about the goalie photo of last week the Danish said “geez…I thought the baseball gloves were photo shopped from a female baseball team …you mean that photo was legit?”
Also a call out goes out to Bearcat, who played an outstanding night of hockey. Bearcat will be back in Early April for more action between the pipes.
Bearcat looks on at the action …when asked about last weeks goalie photo he said ” I use to have a baseball glove when I was a little boy, but now I have a mans hand”
The three Star selection as selected by La Bamba, the third star, #33, Bearcat. The Second Star, #55 Snowpants and the First star, with 8 goals on the night, #17 Sunny- Husky Eyes. The three stars, played exceptionally well and the placements could have been mixed around quite easily. “Super performances by all three”, indicated the Falcon, and added “they were like a sophisticated sports car, like a Ferrari or a Porche”.
Falcon watches the fierce action …when asked about last weeks goalie photo he said “Baseball gloves??? I guess when you get pedicures and manicures one might wear a baseball glove.”
His Caption Super solid done by Lovie, who brought out a 24 of Rolling Rock, when I asked him, why he said, “I missed the boys”. No other reason then that. What a great guy, no wonder he got front row seating for this years team picture.
Bad news for Kamikaze as Management pulled him aside and spoke to him about the trip on Stevo. They gave him some options:
1) play on Sunday Nights with the Sandwich Towne Skipjacks from now on
2) go to Ukraine and become a freedom fighter and work your way back in the hearts of fellow Ukrainians, The Turk, Chevy, Hollywood, May Day, The Bundura, The Legend and Stevo.
3) Solve the mystery of the missing Malaysian Flight
4) Hand in all your Tomcat Swag
5) Promise not to do that again!
Kamikaze is considering all 5 options and will report back to the Tomcats next week, with what he plans to do.
5 weeks left, if you know you can’t play next week, get a hold of Stevo. (use your texting machine) If you are interested in playing in the out door game on Tuesday April 29, sign the sign in sheet. (on stage…exit right)
Hey, whilst Kamikaze is knocking Stevo down and the players and the crowd are saying…”whooooooo”, can I put my Harry Ballsonue.
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